Well, if saving for retirement is a sign of thinking about aging, then apparently, fewer than half of all Americans think about getting old.

I keep getting flashes of Designing Women crossed with Sopranos and lots of sensual synths.

Pshaw! Clearly another of this communist president's pandering! Do your damn job and kiss Netanyahu's ass instead of girl scouts! </s>

"All-female real estate brokerage founded in the 1970s."

Hello, and welcome to Jezebel's section dedicated to history! Generally, we post about things that happened in the past.

Erm. . .but they are not the same drink, because a Cappuccino includes foam, not just steamed milk like a latte. Which is why you can't ice it, because you have to heat the milk to foam it. Why do you think there are different words for them if they're the same thing?

My family had a health food store when I was growing up, we always ate very healthy in my house. One Thanksgiving my father prepared an absolutely delicious dinner with all of the traditional trappings, turkey and sweet potatoes and rolls and fresh cranberry sauce etc etc. One of his brothers showed up with his wife…

I don't know why anyone is surprised that the group of 40 had no qualms about not calling ahead! Hell, they thought the SUN should stand still for them.

They go great with the aurora borealis that has localized itself in my kitchen.

I'm a Utica man and I've *never* heard of these...

It could have been worse, Andrew. The customer could have asked for some steamed hams, which as we all know, are an Albany culinary delight.

The people I get irritated by are the ones who act like because they spent a small amount of money on their wedding that means that thy somehow morally superior to those people who spent a lot. These are not poor people talking about their low-income weddings. These are folks who say that they didn't 'need' all that…

YES. This backlash against lentil weddings is ridiculous. Is the pissing contest about who had the cheapest wedding tiresome and annoying to some people? Sure. But to cry about how your expensive wedding is being "shamed" here? Go bathe in your sad rich people tears; you'll feel better in no time.

oh hai Jezebel. I just want you to know that i love Lisa so much and i did not hiiiit her i did nauuuuught...so how's your sex life?

Little known fact: some people don't live in NY.

All I picture is:

You mean Little Men? Because that's actually a thing...

I think that would be an acceptable use of the bootstraps.

But only because you became a state first!