Don't forget Melissa McCarthy! I mean, I know she is doing lots of things. But she should at least have a handful of cameos.

I wonder if all the dudebros enraged at how mean feminists are for mildly criticizing Matt Taylor's sexist shirt will be coming around here to defend Khan's right to dress however she wants without being assaulted by a misogynist douchebag.

We would like to take this opportunity to promote our new lager: Judenbrau.

I was going to comment about how I don't think he was trying to be racist but was just too stupid to realize that it was racist. Then he went "you're the real racist", and now it's fuck that dude. I see he just don't care.

Hey, there are way worse places than Ohio. I don't dispute that at all. Cincinnati may be a terrible city (and it is), but it's still infinitely preferable to some godforsaken place like Utah or Arkansas or *shudder* Oklahoma. Dear God, please keep me from ever having to live in Oklahoma.

"This whole article is just an opinion based on a single persons point of view and not on research or polls."

Bears' Good Ol' Fashioned Peach Bourbon Pie:

Betty is still, and will always be, delightful.

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

I just want to throw this out there, I have a really weird obsession with 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship videos on YouTube. That is all.

i had almost forgotten about nickleback. and this is how you remind me.

WRONG HEMSWORTH

I am disappoint that you didn't see this was already corrected AND I addressed it in a previous comment. Thank you for the map tho. It is pretty.

Well I was just going to say "FANCY PANTS SUPER HARRY POTTER LAND" but if you want me to be all accurate and shit. Jeez.

I'm with you on this one. Because nepotism is something to champion. /s

Ever since I studied abroad I have had nothing but the utmost respect for the USPS, it's been a real shame to see them stumble since they've been forced to turn a profit. Next up: public schools' quarterly earnings report.

MY ANECDATA DONT WANT NONE IF YOU GOT FACTS HON

Ahh, "experience". The universal palliative for underpaying or not paying people.

"Don't go to bed angry" is totally bullshit. You know what doesn't help you get through a rough spot? Being deliriously tired because you were up all night trying to sort through an argument or issue. And sometimes sleeping on it is the best way to cool off.