I'm going to go with at least 10% although the last time I went to one, it was a nice brunch buffet (the kind where they'll make you omelettes and crepes and had lamb) and I tipped $25 on $100 tab.

He goes "No, I KNOW what tempura is, what's THAT?"

I have friends who work in the food/beverage field. They are really knowledgeable about all kinds of booze. Every time we visit, they have the best stuff. I feel terrible because while I recognize quality wine when I have it, I am mainly an enthusiast of the $5 and under wines (mainly bought while at Trader Joe's).…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK THE COEN BROTHERS. AND WES ANDERSON.

"She was 103. Her daughter Thea Goldstine declined to disclose the cause of death."

Children whose ethnicity is different than their parents will "have a different life experience" ...

"straight-sized" is a very heterosexist term.

WHY do men continue to get circumcisions in adulthood? I really don't get it. If someone doesn't like your stuff, get a new woman because they are shitty people. *Replace woman with man if that applies.

Turnabout is fair play, so...

Man, I don't know whats funnier; Cassie's pun or your petulance and rustled jimmies. I mean the pun was clever, but your protracted and over wrought attempts are moral superiority are fairly hilarious.

Why do you have such a raging hardon for the holocaust?

I guess they issued a twatwa.

Most of the weddings I've been to that have hashtagged has been precisely for this. It's an easy way for the bride and groom to see their friends' photos from their weddings. Sometimes those friends take a really nice or unique picture that you'd want - now you know who to go for it.

All these answers do make a lot of sense and now I think I might well have done exactly the same thing when MrRDog & I got married! He's a musician, though, and knows a shitload of people, so it'd have made more sense for HIM than for me...but I do understand the whole thing now!

I've been seeing these crop up on my Instagram feed when friends go to other friends' weddings, and I get your point, but I can also see how the hashtags are helpful (if you don't mind that strangers can see your shit). I'm just thinking if I was getting married, and someone in attendance got an amazing shot of me and…

Plot twist: the ducks are members of Duck Heaven's Gate, and this lady just prevented their transcendence.

What she did was tantamount to child abuse, and I completely understand why McDonald's fired her.

...And so it was that Adam was restless. All of his attempts to holler at the animals were unsatisfying. The giraffes ignored him in favor of their lunch of delicate leafy branches. The hippopotami sank deeper beneath the lazy, lapping waters. A gorilla ignored him, mostly, and then had the audacity to back hand him…

STOP BEING SO LAZY, PINKHAM. DO MORE THINGS FASTER.