"Rest in peace, Colleen Donaghy. You were 87 years young, 14 in demon years, and you went out of this world like you came into it: wearing a hat."

That's the thing: it ISN'T deliberate malice. It's something much, much worse: de-sensitized apathy and a ground-in tendency to turn off your basic empathy for your fellow man.

I'm pretty sure Mayor McCheese is the only one in McDonaldland with the authority to officiate weddings.

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

Good luck with the rest of fatherhood, buddy.

EW GROSS SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER

I guarantee you they're going to be drinking water.

Oh boy, you definately have a charming way to tell the internet you never get laid.

No, allow me to pay for my own birth control out of insurance which is part of my compensation.

Ugh you're totally right, I'm so sick of the unrealistic beauty standards of society, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE COLOSTOMY BAGS AND A CHRONIC MEDICAL CONDITION.

Well to be fair, most of us are to the left...to the left.

No, racism does not work both ways. Prejudice works both ways. But not racism. We're going to do math again, okay?

If I were you, I would sit on my expectations for just a bit longer. The great thing about cracking the code is that every child does it in his or her own time. I have never seen a child NOT learn how to read.

Burt, DAMMIT, Rebecca are you a mind reader? Just this morning I thought "I want a laptop case that is like a Trapper Keeper. Does anyone have a recommendation for a laptop case that is similar to this? I notice that this doesn't have all the storage etc of a trapper keeper, just the trapper keeper name. I want a…

Hi LeVar! Thanks so much for doing this. Two questions:

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.