Near my last apartment a Korean family owned your typical NJ bagel place on the outside but on the counter was a laminated sign with 5 or 6 Korean dishes. Enough customers had been intrigued when they had the staff meal at 11am they decided to add their family favorites to the lunch menu.

So I don’t know if you intended that or because I had Parks and Rec streaming while I’ve been working from home but I read that in Ron Swanson’s voice.

Unrelated to Sweet Tarts but does anyone else think this JoJo girl is going to turn into a modern-day real-life Baby Jane. Because she freaks me out however I’m also not 8 so you do you baby girl I just hope you stay safe and sane.

I wonder if they picked it, because Antoni’s gotten backlash for doing too simple. For me going on a diet is when I had to learn how to properly cook. My issue is I’m not a good prepper/shopper and my chronic pain usually means I have the energy to go to the grocery store or cook but not both after work.

I internet accept

So this whole article just makes me want to watch Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House.

I will take you up on your offer but if you see me cooking you have to burst in and yell “Grease me up woman”

I watched the Netflix preview and thought “wow definitely not for me, oh felicity huffman that must be fun for the netflix pr people right now”.

You are too stupid to own anything if you don’t take the credit card in advance from a strange caller for an order this size.  Some of us are meant to be worker bees.

I remember back in ‘04 my uncle pointed out John Kerry could have sealed the election by having his wife Theresa Heinz and hold the ketchup hostage until election day.

Martin beating Bart for Class President is great B storyline in one of my favorite episodes ever.  (It’s the B storyline to Lisa losing her beloved substitute teacher Mr. Bergstrom).

The delivery fees where I live now are out of control and I’m doing more take-out than delivery.  I mean I’m not going to cook like some caveman.  

Yeah but are you a regular who doesn’t cause trouble?  Regulars I used to help out as much as possible. 

I haven’t worked at a small family pizzeria since 2008 and I absolutely would have required upfront payment and I was 22 and barely a functioning adult who was on occasion working semi-drunk.  

My family forgot my 17th birthday and it was super upsetting in that way only teenage you can be upset.  My mom I give a pass because when she realized she ran to get me an ice cream cake in between her day and night job.  My father was away for work and my brothers were 7 and 2.    My grandparents are Jehovah…

Tony was my friend for years and holds a special place in my heart. I will check out what I can find of Palin.

Now here’s the question of how all these places are cooking it.  Went to a local place the other night with friends, one girls a vegetarian and tried the beyond burger, while it was good she did feel sick after.  Probably because it was cooked on the grill with the meat juice and all the other burgers.  

See my parents are just stalwart cereal fans despite having 3 grown kids.  It’s Frosted Flakes, Lucky Charms palooza over there with whole milk.  

As a representative of the Basic White Girls, this has been my jam, light enough I can drink outside in the heat, no bloat like with beer, and damn it they’re tasty without killing me on sugar. That’s why the alcoholic soda fad was a failure, I’d feel sick or have a stomach issue because of all the damn sugar if I had…

1) Hot soda just made me gag a little