Kevin Pang the Takeout Readers are demanding an office demonstration. Get on that.

Are the Pepsi people hoping for a 90s nostalgia show to hit big so we can be subject to Crystal Pepsi again?

-Loved Robin, love the Steve and Robin duo and I hope she becomes the den mother of the younger kids.

On the one hand, let’s piss off the racists is always a yay. On the other hand I don’t want Zendaya to have to deal with that crap

Big Darla was so perfectly cast against Little Darla the moment with Santa melted my cold dead heart. 

Okay did no one else grow up with celery with whipped cream cheese. Because that is delicious and did my mother invent it?

I’m late to the party but this bitch would tell me the I just need essential oils for my fibro instead of my god damn muscle relaxers.

And unflavored ice milk for dessert.

Cold fried chicken is one of my great loves.

My ex boyfriends family used to bury their pets in the yard. I’m not talking the odd hamster, I mean like the 100 pound German shepherd. The tomatoes and zucchini came in ten fold that year.

Seriously safety first people! However Grubhub is now delivering Taco Bell and KFC so stay safe and enjoy your stoner food.  

Wegmans is like the casinos of grocery stores.  I go in, spend forever and then leave broke and confused yet satisfied.

Why do I see dumbasses with food allergies posting themselves on social media to see if they have a reaction?

My grandmother and mother-in-law said growing up their fathers were late to everything so it was routine to wander into the movie late, and then just wait for the next showing so you’d see how the movie you just watched actually started.

My heart hurts thinking about Ranch shots and how sick I’d be. And I love me some ranch dressing. The only pizza I like with Ranch dressing is Dominos. That’s my secret shame Dennis.

I completely forgot that I was going to bring this up for our next work party.  Thank you for the reminder!

As a woman, if you’re a drinker and decide to be randomly sober the immediate thought is “pregnant!”. Seriously sometimes I need to hydrate between wine people.

When I was a kid, we used to take home Little Ceasers which was right in our Kmart after a shopping trip.   My boss ran out for a couple of Hot N Readys last year I think because we were working on a project and I spent the rest of the day nauseaus.  Also I’ve now hit the age where I keep Tums in my desk at work. That…

So not to get dark but I’m looking down the barrel of a chronic illness.  So I can save up and be in pain, and miserable in retirement. Or I can up the drinking and smoking and still not pack my lunch.

So I’m pretty sure on the  right day of my period I could do the breakfast challenge.