I forded the river instead of using the bridge like a sucker and only lost two of my oxen.

A world without Reese’s is called the darkest timeline.

The Red Lobster is going to cray on Saturday night.

So for years I worked in your typical NJ pizza place upfront, Italian restaurant in the back. We had some of our regulars who were like Oma until we found the secret recipe to make it “their” place. It usually meant going above and beyond and for me it lead into increased tips, which became a bottle of red at…

Because I come from a classy people my family are big White Castle people. After my parents brought home my youngest brother, all my mom wanted was sliders and onion rings. After my wedding when we took over the hotel bar and my mother slipped out and came back with a ton of white castle to soak up the effects of the…

This is purely anecodotal but on two separate occasions coworkers have gotten food poisoning from two different subways in the last month.

Here’s why I appreciate Sonic, i;m pulling into Sonic to eat fried food and ice cream. Do I do it every day? Absolutely not.

TGI Fridays confession time: when unlimited apps were first a thing I ate 6 plates of potato skins because I could.

As a NJ resident you can’t throw a rock without hitting a brewery but damn hardly any representation on the list.

Without watching the video I just learned that you can get a small catering order of Taco Bell for about $120. Why are we buying boring trays of chicken francese and penne vodka again?

the Rock posted his daily diet, he’s stopping to eat a million times a day. Plus so much of it was repetitve it seems like homework more than anything else.

The New Brunswick NJ station also has a Dunkin and oddly a florist. So who’s domain is it there. The florist or the donut guy?

Oh and Salt Fat Acid Heat. 

More episodes of Ugly Delicious and please more Somebody Feed Phil.

My husband and I have been together 6 years, during that time I have been to Medieval Times 12 times. I really, really love him.  But the booze helps.

that generation is so jacked full of cluster b's and narcissists who will freak the fuck out so loudly it will never happen.  Theyll just keep killing decent younger people.

Instead of trying to get shit done like grocery shopping, random errands like when you have to run to the DMV having a dedicated day of the week I know I can do this instead of after working all day would be the difference. I’m also looking at a life of needing to regularly see specialists from here on out anywhere…

It’s like alcoholic algebra.  I have $50 to spend on booze, 3 hours to drink how do I get the most wasted.

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME,KATE!

 You might  be thinking of Wendy’s.  In the mid 00's or early 10's Wendy’s had a drink called a Frostycino and it was the greatest marriage of coffee and frosty known to man. I’m still mad it doesn’t exist anymore.