Seriously though she’s just not ageing at all.

It is 100% universal. If you are wearing a dress with pockets you immediately tell everyone about the pockets. Little girls who are carrying a favorite toy, or a glam movie star and her cookies, professional at a work event who can run about without a purse and still carry her phone. Give us our pockets damn it.

I have been corrected.

If there is not an Italian restaurant called Sophia’s Bistro on board.  

According to my father no, because he’s made fun of me for this my whole life. 

I’ve done this my whole life.  I also move the plate if I’m not thinking about it. I spin it to the section that I’m currently working on.  I don’t freak out if stuff touches and need like bento boxes for everything but the only sides that get mixed are rice and beans.

PONCHO!

Lol best party ever.

My father busts out Single Ladies all the damn time because of that sketch.

I had an old boss who struggled with back pain, and we rigged a set up so she could alternate the day sitting and standing. It made a world of difference and she didn’t need the opiods her doctor was pushing on her.

For the record I used to do some contract work for them years ago, and they always send gifts throughout the year and a massive amount of treats at Christmas.   

That's my question about the potato skins.  When TGI Fridays introduced unlimited apps the number of potato skins I are was unseemly. 

Man i just realized we haven’t been to Bonefish in forever.  Here’s why a chain is great, they’re usually a good deal on a weeknight so you can have someone else cook when you’re stressed and it won’t blow the budget.  $5 Bang bang shrimp on wednesdays for the win at my house.

You three could watch YouTube tutorials together! And then when they get older the makeup ones.  Or YouTube holograms or what we’ll have by then.

Plenty of tasteless, Bay-loving mouth breathers live on the coasts as well.

A girl I worked with years ago at a pizza/Italian place in NJ, went to college in Delaware, gets a waitress gig like you do and was shocked by the tipping inequity. She went from being consistently tipped 20% to receiving 10-15% regularly. She honestly thought she was offending people or had committed some faux pas.…

I say throw it on, it’s one of the few things that are higher-end that people don’t side-eye and are usually coveting themselves or have. I went in on one with some other bridesmaids a few years ago and the bride got one big gift from the five of us. 

The man then began discussing his beet farm and Battlestar Galatica.

Oh man this opened up so many memories. When I was 9/10 my mom was pregnant, and her already sensitive nose was dialed up to 11. The only cooked food she could stand the smell of, and the food she craved 24/7 was Steak-Umms. For 9 months we legit ate them 6-7 days a week occasionally more than once a day. You would…

I feel like these issues are only issues for people who haven’t adopted Venmo yet.