My friends and I can’t believe we’re the same age as him. Evil really does age you.

So I don’t know if things have gotten broader food wise but I was on a tour in 2007 that started in Berlin and I had a fabulous time. One of the girls in the group less so, she had to avoid gluten (health reasons) and was a vegetarian. I haven’t the faintest idea what she ate for four days there.  

I’ve noticed the better places I’m drinking at are having more non-alcoholic grown up drinks on the menu now too. One of my favorite places changes theirs seasonally same as the alcholic menu. I actually super appreciate it on nights I’m driving but don’t necessarily want diet coke or water.

Are you my husband? He was bullied relentlessly as a child, and the effects are still there. He can be the most charming, delightful, life of the party, he gets one moment of self-doubt and he retreats into himself. On a dime. It breaks my heart.

You don’t see a baby Larry anymore.

Her part of the movie was good....the rest were just her accessories duh.

The episode where she has sex with Richard and goes downstairs and Smith who knew exactly what she was doing, was just waiting for her to make sure she was okay.  So much depth, so much nuance, life gets messy.

I’m a 33 year old NJ girl. Bruce is built into my DNA and I’m super excited about this Netflix special.

That or cereal in my house. This plan eventually just devolved into us eating cereal, pb sandwiches or eggos 3 times a day my parents included.

So drinking a bottle of wine and singing Living on a Prayer is officially classy now?

Okay I’m late to the party on this article. The stay at Cove Haven in the Poconos is the false flag right? Because I stayed there on a groupon for my mini-moon last year and it’s delightfully trashy.

Car nap for the win in the suburbs.

Omg I remember this.

Hey voice in my head how did you get sentient and start posting as the internet famous Rude Negro?

One of my favorite lounges by me has a very comprehensive non-alcoholic menu. Guess what bar owners! Non-drinkers or the DD may encourage the group to go to your establishment if there are fun drinks for them.

PANTHERCOUGAR DOESN’T SHARE FOOD!

I have to somehow prevent my baking husband from seeing this. We’re super tight right now and he’s going to get sad.  

Near my work is a drive thru Dunkin, and when I need caffeine and something to eat on the cheap I go pretty regularly. Sweetest Indian woman works the drive-thru who instinctively knows when I’m having a bad day and right when I need it tosses in a surprise Boston Cream donut for free.

I shall totally make this for my mother in laws thanksgiving table in tribute.

Chris Hardwick was noticeably absent from the list.