Was it the CVS minute clinic, because they told me my bronchitis in June was nothing. thankfully I went to urgent care and got proper antibiotics.

My husbands officemate thought he had it. I wanted to set my husband on fire in precaution but the office mate turned out to just have strep and pink eye. Now I’m terrified pink eye is going around his office.

So there’s a prevailing fan theory that the King and Queen got shipwrecked, ended up in Africa and they were the parents who had Tarzan. So maybe you’re right! Also probably don’t show your kid Tarzan for awhile the parents get eaten.

We get the handmade pan crust and the main ingredient is butter.

I’ve only ever had Papa John’s when staying in like a Holiday Inn and we had literally no other options for hot food. So maybe 2-3 times and I still don’t understand how cheese and garlic can be turned into a dumpster fire.

Anyone else rooting for the douchecanoe to have a drunken spiral and be caught on camera screaming “YOU CAN’T FIRE ME I”M PAPA JOHN”!

Ex and I were out to dinner at a super popular restaurant and they had to be breaking fire code by how close the tables were. I was eating my dessert and the woman next to me simply turned in her seat, put her hand on my arm and asked which dessert I had ordered. THIS IS TOO CLOSE!

One of my friends I think up until she got pregnant this year had a free “lifetime” membership since she had been at goal weight. I uh put everything back on and then some so I’m paying. Honestly though it really is super effective, because you don’t need to eliminate anything bread, sugar etc it’s just about making…

Across the internet one thing that is always met with enthusiasm is dresses with pockets. If someone came out with some cute maxi dresses with pockets they can have all my money.

Hummus and baby carrots are my sad Weigh Watchers snack when I’m at home and really want Cool Ranch Doritos.

Now that’s just commie talk.

Now that’s just commie talk.

The staggering number of “good” people who don’t see a problem with serving the prison population as cheaply and poorly as possible is disgusting.

We wrote our own, I might be off the hook. Time to watch the wedding video.

Oh I’m in NJ it’s absolutely a lower form of bagel, but to those who don’t know any better and can enjoy their ignorance I like to tell people that PSA.

Well depending on your birthday month it’s a free bagel every day for your entire birthday month. So 30-31 free bagels.

Panera gives you a free bagel every day your birthday month, spread is extra though.

I’m going to ask for pads included for lady products! Oh man getting into a Lyft on Friday after drinking snacks would have been seen as the GREATEST EVER. Oh after drinking can the lyft driver ask if you’d like to stop for fast food? More mileage for him, greasy food in my belly everyone wins.

Boba tea without a straw is just not Boba Tea. However I will happily follow you around and take your straws because I love a straw.

My husband...repeatedly. He loves it so much, if they ever introduce a season ticket model like at Six Flags I will have to leave him to escape the madness. We go on average 2-3 times a year. It’s a lot.