The pink coat and hat. I covet them so much.

Milo said in an interview in the first season the mustache is his and then they add the beard or gaotee when needed for the decade. Now I think we’re going to get at least one episode this season of him serving in Vietnam (and expanding on his brother) and he’s distinctly clean-shaven then.

I’ve been doing weight watchers for about a month now. That was the equivalent of a Dear Penthouse letter for me that sounded so good.

Okay explain to me how we don’t have a procedural about the FBI Art Crime Unit. All super posh crimes in fabulous places. Our main character was raised by super fancy art and jewelry smugglers and raised in a crazy jet set life.

My husband and I used to each write a check for rent every month in our old place, and maybe an odd extra one throughout the year. He ran out of checks and it was a pain in the ass with the rent since I’d have to write a check then deposit the money order he’d give me. I begged him get a new checkbook. He ordered 5.…

My husband would probably start to drive to the place AND then call me to question why I would want to go eat somewhere so far away.

Oh I was 100% questioning where Rapp’s parent or parents were. Rapp even admitted in an interview he realized his late mother was not going to come out well in this story.

Oh man I totally remember thinking how I was so grownup and smart I was a young tween/teen. In reality I was a dumb child like the rest of them.

12 year olds are stupid and don’t question things that sound fun! Adults are the ones who failed her from start to finish on this.

I asked the same question about Anthony Rapp, (who was totally innocent and Spacey should rot) like dude why was a 14 year old running around NYC parties unaccompanied. Like even in the 80s this was okay? Apparently I’m the devil and I was victim-blaming.

Okay Venmo really needs to step up their marketing. Its seriously the best thing ever, you’re basically not allowed in our friend group if you don’t have Venmo. We’re a mix of singles, marrieds, and marrieds who keep their money separate. Seriously I got my whole office to use it for breakfast and lunch orders.…

Oh man what a sad attempt at being condescending. That’s an adorable line you’ve memorized to try and shame child-free people who actually enjoy their lives.

In my version of the Bad Place I’m forced to be in a crappy box in the woods. Nature should be preserved and I will gladly vote to preserve it, donate money and argue for its protection tooth and nail. But vacation is someone bringing me an endless stream of cocktails on a wonderfully soulless and bougie resort or…

Were the children from a male partner? Because this has crazy-ex written all over it.

Rachel Bloom gives me a constant case of second-hand embarrassment. She basically never outgrew being an over-eager theater kid.

I’m definitely on the horror of personal calls, but that’s because I conduct phone interviews all day. I love my friends and family but I love you via text and Snapchat.

So based on past Jez articles, the anti-smartphone smugs will come out in full force and say LW1 is in the wrong.

Omg I totally forgot Baby George Clooney played the boss in the first season!

Omg a Dinosaurs reboot.

When Lecy Goranson came back to the role, every time she walked into a room someone would go “Where the hell have you been?”