Is Skinner still a Vietnam vet or has he been retconned into Gulf War? Or the time-stamped The Way We Was episode with Homer and Marge graduating high school in the ‘70s.

Has anyone had successful kitchen sex? It’s always fun in theory in the heat of the moment but then it’s a lot of work for little reward.

So if Trump is having some weird stroke/neurological/what have you issue that people are speculating about how much of a hit is McDonalds going to take? How do you come back from that PR nightmare?

Ugh so many shrugs back in the day. My mother would only let me out of the house in anything sleeveless or spaghetti strapped if I had a shrug or covering on. We’re not religious, she just had it in her brain that shrugs prevent...date rape I guess.

The Buy One, Take One was a fantastic way to get people who normally wouldn’t come in. If I’m on a fixed income and I’m only getting one occasion to go out, that is 100% best bang for my buck.

Psst....you’re the relative people are complaining about. Just like an FYI.

Don’t forget the racists and armed militias!

Omg the Auntie Barbara call. I need to YouTube that.

The episodes where Aunt Jackie deals with her abusive boyfriend are so damn heartbreaking and are some of the first where she got to really show off her dramatic talent on that show.

Are Patti Labelle pies the big thing still or was that just a fad? I’m toying with making a Pecan cheesecake I saw on Pinterest. Because this is the only time of year a person can be that decadent. Because dessert needed the unholy marriage of pie and cheesecake.

Marty was the “Nice Guy” let me put friendship coins into Rory and sex will pop out. Logan, yes he’s a rich dude-bro but was very clear that he had a sexual interest in her.

Seriously I’ve met plenty of shitty, misogynistic, gay men. I remember when I was 16, a gay guy grabbed my boobs and then acted like I was ridiculous when I smacked his nose.

Omg the tour thing. Can we eliminate the tour thing? Because unless its your Wee one leading the tour, I don’t need it.

Dudes speak to your ladies before you propose. I would have 100% preferred going on a cruise then getting a ring. My ring was about 2k, and lives next to my $50 wedding band from Etsy. My husband regretted his decision when I smacked him in the eye with a diamond he was buying on installment in a failed maneuver…

Bros and gross middle-aged dudes who were basically pissed that being a husband and father was the worst because wives expect you to like do stuff, man. That seemed to be his largest fanbase.

Oh man one girl still believed in Santa when we were in 5th grade, her parents were keeping her super naive about the world. Her parents were super livid when collectively everyone else decided enough was enough and she needed to know.

There’s a stand up on Netflix Cristela Alonzo, she said her mother would declare that she was Santa Claus, because she wasn’t going to let a white man take credit for the gifts.

My Jehovah’s Witness grandmother would swear up and down the money left in her part of the house for us, was left by Santa. In case her JW friends found out I guess?

No i grew up solidly middle-class (some years better than others) and my parents did the same. I stopped believing in Santa at 5, but then when my brother was little, and I was a teenager we had to do Santa again. I pointed out to my mom that she and Santa should have different wrapping paper if she didn’t want to…

Don’t forget Poor Bobby.