So she’s shaking her keys in front of their face? Because that’s the level of engagement you find in the average Fox News viewer.

That totally makes sense. This whole having to appeal to everyone including non-whites, and non-christians is really hard!

So is she going back into Fox News mode in hopes it will bring the ratings up?

I actually just started cackling at your derision at the am drunks.The rise of brunch is because of us AM drunks. I’m sorry your life isn’t fun anymore, and DINK’s are the coveted demo.

Why are you taking your child to a booze brunch instead of somewhere like you know an Ihop type place actually appropriate for them? No one actually wants you there, and I’m delighting in the fact that more and more places are banning children. Bonus less and less “cool” moms and their indignation at not being wanted.

For the record you hit Mommy comment Bingo! Congrats!

Okay poll of the parents: when you give Junior the tablet in a restaurant are you giving them headphones.

I remember that being full of wtf. I just youtubed it. Now I’m in an Oscars blackhole on YouTube. Darn you.

Oh Charlie is like OG scumbag. I thought some story about Martin Sheen came out that I hadn’t seen.

Yeah my youngest brother seems to be on the path of being an asshole but my parents are awesome, and my other brother and I are awesome so there’s only so much you can do.

For Sheen tell me we’re talking Charlie, I can’t handle Martin having a scandal today.

People don’t realize a lot of the interview is the hiring manager going “Dear God can I spend 40+ hours a week with this person”.

If you live in day trip distance to NYC, Chicago or LA they have an app that has a $10 ticket lottery. I won two tickets to the NY show last week and we sat front row.

I was trying to explain to my mother what “this new Ted Danson show is”. Explaining the Good Place I realize is very simiar to explaining a fever dream you had.

I guess since she was born with it, she doesn’t know any better, but I think I would drive myself mad if I couldn’t have the ability to forget people and places that were terrible.

I’m bringing food and a big sister gift for the baby. But no I’m not encouraging nonsense.

I was in middle school when Diana died, and I remember my mom and I waking up for the funeral, we watched William get married together (on DVR tho). We discuss the Royals at length on the regular. We’re making a viewing plan but yeah she’s vetoing the hats.

MY SIL is days away from having her 2nd kid, she has a 7 year old and I totally see her getting involved with MLMs in a dream to work from home. She already had a foray with $20 toothpaste that I refused to buy. My MIL (who is very sweet and just wants everyone to be happy) pulled me aside and asked me to buy a couple…

You can’t just watch one or two. It’s not possible.

I think I’m going to have to nix the hats and show up with pizza. It’s funny I’m the history person for my mom. She watched Downton Abbey in one shot about six months ago. I was fielding many text messages about the time period.