I’m 32, my brothers are 22 and 17. The 22 year old and I get along very well but he was born 70 years old lol. He’s also more mature, like has his 5-10 year plan careerwise, super thoughtful, dating an older guy. I don’t know if it’s just because he’s 17 but he’s awful and I don’t see us having a relationship. Even…

If you tell the prosecutor via charades to subpeona you. does that count against you?

In the 90s I used to go through Babysitter’s Club paperbacks like they were potato chips. My parents had to watch every penny so going through $20 of paperbacks in a weekend used to make my mother crazy. More TV less reading my mother would tell me. Also I wasn’t allowed outside alone because she was firmly convinced…

In Peggy Sue Got Married he does cocaine with the mom from Seventh Heaven.

Okay then that would be awesome. An army of backflipping little girl and boy skaters.

Okay then that would be awesome. An army of backflipping little girl and boy skaters.

I’m sorry but who is sending their children to Tonya. At 9 watching the 94 Olympics I knew she was bat crackers crazy.

I think it was last season when they did some midquel episode of Kamp Krusty where Bart and Lisa all of a sudden have PTSD thinking they killed a fellow camper. Stop taking good episodes and adding to them.

LORD PALMERSTON!

Yeah if that’s the hypothetical question you come up with reading an article about domestic violence legislation you’re not actually a nice guy.

We’re adults with different priorities. Namely we don’t see the point of house-kids-business owner or job prestige to pay for the first two things. I’m very much looking forward to getting day drunk with my other 30+ year old friends next Saturday, eating Eggos and snacks and binging Stranger Things. Not breeding or…

Seriously my Pop Pop is 80, my uncles are in their 50s all of them fiercely hate assholes like this and I’ve seen my whole life them call out bad behavior. These are not college-educated dudes either all very blue collar.

That was my experience with Girl Scouts. We had no centralized leadership it was 4 moms coming up with their own activities, and none of them were particularly outdoorsy. Meanwhile I have friends who grew up doing Eagle Scouts and even though they were in different groups they had a pretty unified experience.

My father and I have similar television tastes but we won’t watch Game of Thrones together, we didn’t watch Sopranos when I watched it as an adult, he keeps telling me to watch Shameless but that’s on the list of too weird together. However Peggy Carter was fun to watch together he’d save it for when I came over to do…

My uncle said the only time he’s ever cried in public was the end of Marley & Me. I pointed out that based on the trailers a lot of time was passing so he really should have seen that ending coming.

My good friend’s mom is totally fangirling over Outlander in her retirement. She’s made internet friends on fan sites, she’s consuming the books and movies like crazy. He loves that she found something to be passionate. It is however super weird when your mom’s obsession is soft-core porn.

It could still be an open relationship as far as the marriage (you do what you need to) but he wasn’t open and honest with the LW.

Oh man this happened to me when I did preliminary lists with my mother and now mother-in-law the original list was 160 and I was like hell to the no. It was down to 110 and 100 the day of.

Bobby did you lose a bet in the Jezebel office or was it a who drew the short straw situation?

The first time I met a friends girlfriend she claimed “As long as a town has Lily Pulitzer and a Cheesecake Factory I’m good”. I knew then we would never be friends.