I’m the same way I need it to be chilly when I sleep. Then blankets. I open windows in December and I live in the NE. Geekboy is not pleased.

My mother’s family swears you dress a baby warmer than yourself. Cut to wee Geekgirl hot and cranky.

Geekboy’s sister got this talk from her doctor at 45. When she was 2 months pregnant. One in college, one in 11th grade, one in pre-k at her house. I feel so bad they love the baby but they’re just so not present like it’s all about the older boys andhardly even play with her.

At the call-center I had a coworker who did a great Kevin from the The Office impression and would take entire calls like him.

In my mind you two work in the same office because I would love to find an IRL friend/coworker on the Gawkerverse.

I kind of like the glam Gisele being the aunty of the group "What do you mean you're not taking one of the centerpiece's?" Dear Aunty's of the world sometimes people have cats and centerpieces are just something that's going to be eaten.

Geekboy and his wife was this easy and it cost him like 400 at a divorce center. Renters mid 20’s no kids and still driving the cars from when they were teens that pre dated the marriage. Hell their lease was even over. Being broke actually worked in his favor!

The trade off is my Grandma is very introverted and rarely goes out almost never without my Pop Pop . I had no cousins or neighbor kids to play with so I had almost no interaction with children and was only ever around adults. Kindegarten was apparently a shock to my system and I had no ability to relate to my peers.

Omg yes. My mother had me in high school so my grandparents did the bulk of raising me until grade school. Then my brothers came and she finally realized you have to like teach kids stuff, they don’t just update on their own.

Thats what we did for my one friend. The bridesmaids and her mom hosted the bridal shower so split among six of us it was a great deal when paying for the shower. And i know for a fact she uses it all the time.

One of my cousins was researching this for her RA but the treatment freaks out her. Like theyll forget to take her out

We have the same gentleman caller. Mine can’t stand kids, Im more kid tolerant but only quiet ones. Preferably sleeping.

My boyfriend actually does , he can’t stand most children, and like I have a very low tolerance unless it’s a quiet polite only child who talks to adults regularly. Yeah we’ve walked in seen lots of families and walked out. We fully acknowledge we’re awful people though.

My BFF’sbrother was campaigning hard to get the whole bridal party to do the Remember The Titans entrance with her blessing. Shockingly conservative WASP’s aka the grooms whole family are no fun and we just awkwardly marched 2x2.

Oh man I’m not doubting this worked but make sure there is enough seating, my cousin’s wedding the seating was a shitshow because it rained and then about half the seats were no longer viable. So now people are standing with plates, also half the tables were inside and half were outside and the dance floor was inside…

See that’s the thing I find weird. I’m almost 30 been in two weddings and I literally had to buy a dress, show up, pay money for hair and make up and not much else (one trip to Walmart to buy paper goods for a bridal shower). Or is my charming under-achieving self not trusted with other people’s…

My Pop Pop is legit the best.

My grandmother put on a lot of weight in menopause and didn’t wear her ring for years she thought resizing it would be a waste of money so my Pop Pop surprised her and did it on the sly. Then he proposed again one night at applebee’s over their 2 for $20 menu which is their favorite date night.

See I’m not jewelry girl, no rings, bracelets or necklaces for me. I sometimes wear stuff out but halfway through the night they end up in the purse. An engagement ring would be a huge waste of money for me. An engagement laptop know is something that would get use.

Dude when I tell people that Geekboy does like the real cooking for us, and he;s the one who loves to bake (peanut butter cookies when I’ve had a bad day!) They don’t know what to do. When I cook I feel fancy busting out the George Foreman to make turkey burgers, meanwhile he’s made linguine in homemade sauce because…