Loved this, thank you! Personally, I’d strongly associate snake jewelry with images of ancient Egyptians. But maybe that’s a sort of modern, Hollywood idea of what was worn? Or was that image at the forefront of the Victorian snake jewelry trend?

I’ve worked for two restaurants that he’s visited for DDD and can confirm that he is a total fucking creep.

I might be naive as hell but G/O taking that down gave me the shivers.

I just posted some screenshots of it. By the time I got to the article comments were already disabled and it seemed likely that the thing was coming down pretty soon. It was basically a note of solidarity from the Jezebel staff telling us that they hate the autoplay videos too and they hear our complaints about the…

Tried to post this via cellphone but, you know... Kinja. The since-deleted autoplay article.

Exactly. I feel a bit bad for him in the abstract and I imagine that he can have these endearing, childlike moments (since he’s such a child to begin with), but he’s so, so utterly horrible in his interactions. I know that Orna is trying to help them as a couple, so she can’t focus on his extreme NPD or whatever it…

I’m on episode 5 and I legitimately hope that Mau gets hit by a bus.

Emily, you are just consistently The Very Best.

Oh jeez, forgot to offer the usual caveats that I’m not calling Carroll catty or trying to diminish her experience, this shouldn’t have been my takeaway in the first place, I’m not trying to make fun of small penis-havers, etc. etc. ad infinitum.

My catty ass LOVES the comment on Trump’s penis size: “Was it in there, or only partially in there? Hm, not sure.” You know that’s driving him bonkers.

but hopefully they’re familiar with the story of Marie Antoinette

That is a very mellifluous first sentence! #consonance

“even though she was stringent when it came to hand-washing, Purell-ing, bottled water-drinking”

waived, honeybun

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (re Zac Efron)

I do not generally feel invested in this sort of thing but I sincerely wish SJP would change her eye makeup strategy.

Why does everyone have such a hate-on for your kid? It’s an athletic code violation that’s not sexual or violent and doesn’t involve property damage? Soooo he smoked some weed or drank, I assume? I understand the need to point out how situations will have different outcomes for white and black kids, but yeesh, do we…

You know Dan Tran?? I know Dan Tran from NH!

Are you feeling glorious right now? I hope you’re feeling glorious right now. I thought of the attacks this comment got as soon as I read the ol’ pervert’s confession/“apology”.

The most fascinating clean-up method I’ve ever heard of.