There’s really not much of anything here. The headline and the beginning of the story made it sound like Erin from The Office was burning crosses and shit. Nope, she attended some corny debutante ball thing that has a racist past. Most of the US has a racist past.

I’ve said it before here, so this is just a reminder that Gwen Stefani is...just not smart. Not bright, not a critical thinker. She’s a cute girl with good style that she aped from the OC rockabilly scene (especially Latinas), and because she dressed counterculture and sang in a rock band, everyone just wedged her…

lol, no, and it’s disturbing if you honestly believe that instead of just going for hyperbole. 

To all you lizard-brained assholes blindly crusading about an article you read on Jezebel without doing any prior research to make sure your views are just:

Hey is your husband single?

So you want to retire to a country with public healthcare, into which its citizens have been paying their entire lives, so that you can (presumably) make use of that public option, having spent your entire life... not paying into it? On behalf of the country you’re probably moving to: nah, we’re good.

Real tough blow for the Sanders campaign that one of the least popular public figures in America might not go out campaigning for him. 

He looks like he lives in a shipping container filled with used panties.

This is where the tried and true “One of the Good Ones” trope comes into play. If you ever encounter a true Tom Robinson, who utterly defies your racial stereotypes, don’t fear, let alone question and potentially reevaluate your beliefs. Instead employ “One of the Good Ones”, and exempt that particular individual from…

I have yet to see one of these “master race” guys who look anywhere fucking close to my conception of an ideal human being. I mean if Liz Hurley claimed to be part of a genetically elite super race I’d be like “That sounds about right”.

It’s key-EV in English and in Russian, and its Keev (or Kyiv) in Ukrainian. Ukrainian was suppressed during the Soviet and Russian controlled post Soviet years, so it’s comeback is kinda new.

He looks like a dog that just saw a card trick.

I know I’ll probably remain in the greys forever, but I just wanted to point out that the post addressing the autoplay videos is gone. Hopefully it gets reposted or addressed, that seems shady AF since they never delete posts here.

I giddily look forward to the day that Dancing With the Stars declines his agent’s offer to appear as a contestant. I will make a big fucking unfrosted white cake, push two little chocolate chips into the spongey top, and pretend I am eating his stupid head.

As long as it’s not less healthy than a burger, I call it a win. Even if it’s just a one to one direct replacement, that works for me. Impossible burgers and beyond burgers are attempting to provide meat alternatives to people who want to eat meat so that we can lower our reliance/consumption of livestock on the food…

No, it’s not how the pain feels to them, it’s how much drama they make over it. Guys I know who get sick/hurt/whatever tend to make a huge deal about how awful it is, while I’ll see a female coworker with sunglasses on grimly getting through her work on day three of a migraine.

I wish they would hire Michael Jackson’s doctor instead.

I must confess I did not expect this from the 83-year-old leader of a patriarchal religious sect.

There’s a term for it (well, at least there’s a term for it in one of my friend groups, wherein we had one such couple): dopplebangers.

Carroll also reports the whole encounter lasted approximately 3 minutes just like Stormy did. Double shade? Although, maybe if you are raping someone, finishing quickly is desirable.