I feel like I’m in the fucking Twilight Zone here. Why are Jezzies SO ALL ABOUT Louis C. K., to the point of dismissing any possibility that he did, in fact, creepily harass women? Because he said “no” once when asked about it? INNOCENT! (And for the love of god, why does no one seem to grasp that the Doug Stanhope…

Greatly looking forward to Osteen’s own Ted Haggard-style scandal, which, judging by the distinctive crack hue on his face, should be coming any day now.

“as police or REAL doctors”... Unable to disguise my glee irl. Whooooo! Yowch!

THIS! Once had a Tinder guy suggest we MEET for the first time at midnight in the woods. And pulled the, “Oh man, what a shame you’re not more adventurous” when I was like, “Fuuuuuck no, dude.” Can imagine I’d be even more hesitant if I were a celebrity with god knows how many potential stalkers....

Fucking barf, you two.

Listen... I clicked on the link... Did you notice that they’re getting married on Bryan Ave in Bryan, Texas? OOF.

God, yes. Sing it, sister. Took up smoking fairly recently to replace my binge drinking habit and I’m getting called out in public pretty frequently. I’m a super-considerate smoker who doesn’t hover anywhere NEAR people, will take into account where the wind is blowing, etc., and I can’t imagine why people still feel…

So I am way late to this, but girl, just out of curiosity: if/when you’re having a casual sex moment, do you disclose the STD ahead of time? Or insist on the condom in lieu of disclosure? I’m in an open relationship, we both have herpes and HPV, and when my bf hooks up with other girls, almost always one-night stands,…

Wow. No idea what it is, but I somehow have a stronger visceral reaction to his voice than Trump’s demented ramble. Maybe it’s the disparity between how it looks like his voice should sound (deep and smooth) and how high and grating it actually is?

Confirmation that this is true. I was having sex for like a decade before I finally saw (consensual!) photos/video that someone took while doin’ me doggy. Asshole clearly visible at almost all times, though that could be due to my small and immodest butt cheeks. Made me really regret the years of pre-sex butthole…

I kind of wish there were fewer special effects (Laura pulling her face off was cheesy), but otherwise — SO deliciously weird and eerie. Beautifully shot. So much better than expected.