Wow, so how about some law enforcement reform? Don't these people call from anonymous numbers? Like...why would law enforcement act on a tip from an anonymous number about a hostage situation? Like what sort of person would have a credible tip on a hostage situation, and call from an anonymous number? Is law…

I'm in Dubai at the moment. Heading out for vacation. I asked one of our security guards to feed the cats. He likes them as well and as they live under the guardshack he mans when he's at work, he's started calling them out for me when I arrive at the apartment.

Both of them are amazing!!! I want to rub the late Boris's belly so hard!! Pixel is also gorgeous... look at that fur.

The cat in my avatar, who was the Humphrey Bogart of cats, was not allowed out unsupervised. But if we were on the porch, he'd sit in the dappled shade of the rhododenrons, thinking about what a fell, fierce predator he was.

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I just woke up and champagne is in order. Would you like a glass?

This is a long shot, but has anyone ever had (or doctor Jezzies, have any familiarity with) "deja vu" panic attacks? I didn't know that was a thing until I experienced it, and googled it, and discovered it is in fact a thing.

What? I didn't read it that way at all. In fact, I had the same comment listening to this story yesterday on CBS. It has nothing to do with race; most lottery winners have a difficult time managing their money and not being mooched to death by friends, "friends," and family. Robertson hit a different kind of lottery…

King Abdullah has one very good reason to keep the fundamentalist Islamists out of Jordan: His wife, Queen Rania must never be forced into a Burkha!

I was thinking John Holmes circa 1981 was a particularly curious choice for this product.

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I completely understand Quinto's point of view. Right now HIV infection rates are on the rise in the LGBTQ community, despite about a decade of steady decline. The general consensus is complacency. HIV is treatable, LGBTQ youth in today's society has no real understanding of the HIV/AIDS fear from the 80s and…

I worked at a Southern "family" restaurant in highschool.

I am midwest, born and raised. And I found this story (and the writer's descriptions) hilarious.

Kirk Cameron is not acceptable as anything.

Is Indiana part of the Mid-West? I had to work with four engineers from Japan for a week in Indiana.

I will slowly back away from this thread as it's obvious I'm in the minority here.

I would feel weird if Don Johnson's daughter didn't do coke.

I feel like Exhibit E is actually even better now that it's not Anastasia-what's-her-name. His eyes are smiling, it feels like they genuinely like each other. None of the other photos have that quality. Look at the dead eyes everywhere else. Tyra needed to be brought on to teach them how to smize or something.

I had a childhood friend (whom I'm no longer in touch with) that went to boarding school for her freshman year of high school and Dakota Johnson was her roommate. Apparently she did a lot of coke and/or other drugs and was just a nasty bitch. Said friend ended up returning home to go to regular high school after that…