"Dammit, you were supposed to hold the Favre story until Wednesday!!"

We need to get that last chef on here. She sounds great.

So are most white French people.

I mean, on a Friday night the hostages — the shoppers — were more likely than not to be Jewish and that is something I am 100% sure was intentional. Anyone properly observing the sabbath needs to get their shopping done Friday night before sundown so that they don't need to do it Saturday (prohibition against doing…

uh, most white people don't think Arabs are white people...

Tell us a story about all the hi-jinks he and his ragamuffin partner get into!

I don't have a problem with that. If you show up to work in a car that is worth more than 4-5 times what you make in a year then yeah, you might be into so illegal shit. Unless you inherited it of course but expect to show proof.

That's pretty fair though, since police have a much greater ability to make money by abusing their job, they also have to expect more scrutiny. He probably should have come out and told his coworkers about it when he bought it rather than waiting until they saw him driving it.

Auction? A Ferrari? What Ferrari? Who said we had a Ferrari?

He's got a weird case of douche baby face (IS HE ACTUALLY ARIANA GRANDE IN DISGUISE? JEZ GET ON THIS), but he's not unattractive in the underwear ads. Facially. Like, he's a bit more pretty boy than I usually like, but if I didn't know it was him, I'd think he was handsome—- albeit kind of young looking.

Meh. He can have as nice a body as he wants, it's still covered with trashy-looking tattoos and capped off by his unattractive face.

Here's my issue: we know he doesn't really look like this in real life. Like, sure, those photos are attractive, but in reality, this is what Justin Bieber looks like (photos from Dec 2014):

I would like to objectify a lemon cake right now.

I always knew I wasn't smart enough for Futurama.

The irony of a giant spacecrab named Zoidberg being kicked out of the same event while being admonished: "No Shellfish!"

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

I don't hit ignore. I literally just ignore it, so they CANNOT send another friend request down the line :D