I think he's a hoarder... :-/

Patient dog is patient.

The owner of the inn leaves out dry food all over the property (and at his other terrible properties). :-/

Egypt is the Florida of the Middle East. Fact.

Totally. He has a real brooding, gay-panicking intensity about him.

So there is no way serving penis cake will not result in a hot load in the ass in one way or another.

All the stars to the lady entrepreneur who out-trolled Mr. Shit-on-me.

These are the type of people that leave bad reviews for sex clubs on Yelp. The type of people who feel entitled to a good time at a sex club for $20.

you had me at "many cats"

What kind of music do you play at a sex club?

I used to DJ at and eventually ran a sex club for a while.

Well there we go. I knew I should have finished Breaking Bad

My all-time favorite place that is amazingly and inexplicably NOT closed by the board of health is the Inn at Afton in VA. The Trip Advisor reviews are a hoot, although it's disturbing because people live there. Only a handful of the rooms are functional, one of them has many cats living in it, the receptionist…

I like this story. It takes us to our basic roots as animals, actually, but with a nice modern twist.

Rom-com waiting to happen?

The heat generated from their hopeful boners melted, on average, 72% of the snow.

We actually have a whole article for that!

THANK YOU! I was going to comment to say that pores do NOT open or close, but you did it for me and even have a nice cite for it.
In the end, the advice is sound (use warm water for cleaning and shaving,) even if the exact science isn't, so it's not a big deal, but hey, do what you can to fight misinformation everyday,…

http://health.howstuffworks.com/skin-care/clea…