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Mar 6 2015
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Really? Because he's really hot. I'd kinda like him to shoot me in the ass with his penis cake.

Mar 6 2015
1

Well, then he's not completely evil, just mostly evil. I read those reviews...the place sounds horrifying even though it's surrounded by so much natural beauty.

Mar 4 2015
1

No way you could do this on Grindr without at least offering a ten minute blowjob. Not that I'm complaining, mind you.

Mar 2 2015
18

As a resident of Cambridge, I see this kind of entitled behavior from grown up babies all around me. I just don't understand who these people are and how they manage to function in civilized society...anyway, Alden & Harlow now has another fan here as well!

Feb 16 2015
5

You probably get sick of people saying they live for Kitchenette on Mondays but I live for Kitchenette on Mondays.

Feb 15 2015
1

I agree. I was watching a CSI where they caught a suspect because, as they explained, he had sex then while he still had semen on his hand, he touched the toilet flusher and they got his DNA as a result. Now, I can be prissy sometimes but I thought that was unnecessary, especially since they clearly do that kind of Read more

Feb 15 2015
3

I shoveled then I started drinking. Trust me, I'm a pro ;)

Feb 15 2015
2

I'm in the new Antartica, Boston, and drinking heavily for all of us. God bless the new Ice Age!

Feb 11 2015
1

Those abs, that face and that dong! Damn! And thank you Leighla Schultz! Thank you ever so much! And thank you Jesus & Allah for inventing revenge.

Feb 10 2015
5

I live for these stories C.A. as does anyone who's worked as a waiter or in retail. You can have 99 wonderful customers in a row but that one idiot with a chip on his/her shoulder then comes in to shit all over you the way life shat over him and it ruins your week; your blog is a wonderful way to vent without Read more

Feb 10 2015
2

He can't use his mother as an excuse. My mom is a lousy tipper: she just can't understand the concept, no matter how many times my brother and I have tried to explain to her that this is how waiters get paid because their salaries are minimal. But my brother and I didn't become lousy tippers as a result; in fact, Read more

Feb 10 2015
4

You should be allowed to murder some of these customers. I know I wouldn't convict you if I was sitting on your jury.

Feb 8 2015
1

No fucking work tomorrow...the snowpocalypse is here, again! We're all gonna die but not at work!! Read more

Feb 3 2015
10

You make me actually wanna take the damn drug. I wouldn't mind a little pocket gay from 1913 riding my bloodstream.

Feb 3 2015
1

Same here in Boston...nobody wants to use condoms. I just stay away from anal; not really into it anyway and it's not worth all the worrying.

Feb 3 2015
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Jesus would tip 50%. Unfortunately, he's not any more real than Bugs Bunny.

Jan 27 2015
1

What's important is, you escaped Slumerville before the hipsters moved in. Good for you!