Still, it made me laugh out loud. It's one of the best stories ever in this, my favorite Gawker series ever!

That would be the Massachusetts Republican party, such as it is.

Hot.

Redacted.

You know?

Then you join the "I Love The Gays but Hate The Poors" party.

It's the hypocrisy, stupid! Dems don't go around lecturing everyone about family values; that's a Republican game and you know it. Of course, most of these right-wing Christian assholes are full of shit; They have no values, moral or otherwise. They've simply sold their soul to the highest bidders in the scary world…

*sigh* We are our own worst enemy. But not to worry comrade: I've already reported you to the Obama Politburo. It's for your own good.

God, I hate that. There was a guy I met at the Umass campus in Boston (I was there for work, not trolling the bathrooms) and we were giving each other "the eye" during a very long, very boring meeting. Instead of heading for his or my place afterwards, which would have been difficult since that damn campus is in the…

You slept with a...Republican? A Republican?? What the Fuck!!?? This is why we can't have nice things! You seriously should be forced to go work with orphans in India for five years as atonement!

I suggest the kid go after a new market with a sequel to his book, "Maybe Allah Ain't So Bad After All".

The French are the worst. They just are. It's as if they are proud of the horrible stereotypes people attach to them (especially the British who can't seem to stand them). They have always been anti-semitic and now, they are apparently also proud homophobes; polling in France shows a slight majority are against the…

Holy shit! Thanks for the flashback. I felt like I time traveled into the past to try and change the election outcome in 2010. And failed! I'm no Marty McFly...

I don't understand what's happening in that video...

@Derek Pegritz: Amen. And it was actually much better made and written than any of his other disaster porn flicks (of which I love all, even the ones with cheapo effects like Independence Day.)

The only war that slut Palin can declare is on common sense.

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband, 'cause the aliens are about to probe everybody out here!

@oh no i di'n't: Oh yes you did! That was the worst thing ever...except for this...

@perouze: I'm a hearting whore so right back at ya!

@Helen Lobonc: It's all been terribly embarrassing to my family...