Imagine the terror if they actually do win it all... I have nightmares.

Cubs fans are already turning into Red Sox fans.

The slide that hurt Tejada was not legal in any way and you know it. The problem was the umpire was a pussy in not calling interference

And—this is no small thing—every fan base loves to be able to pat itself on the back.

That second paragraph is pretty confusing - “Martin” should actually read "Hernandez" in a few instances. Gotta work on that editing, Tom...

I’m actually pretty interested. I loved Grantland.

I could ignite Deadspin’s audience by typing “tits” 300 times and hitting the publish button.

Josh Morgan: ::accidentally shoots self::

Imagine if Cam did what Peyton did to the Saints in 2010. This ridiculousness certainly wouldn’t have been written:

Dude. Check out Goldeen. Your head will explode.

I also don’t know of any seals that can straight up ferry someone between continents. So what’s your point? Did you even mean to reply to me?

Team trainers knew Williams might have vertigo when they asked him to count to five and he replied with “uno, dos, tres, catorce!”

And I thought we’d have to wait until Duke played in the first round of the NCAA tournament before we read about someone getting tripped up by an unranked opponent.

That’s not a catch, but somehow that bullshit front-flip out of bounds butt-catch the Steelers made against the Bengals was a catch?

Well, that and the blanket assumption that batting average is the sole measure of a good team.

Definitely a good thing to take personally

“The greatest joy and most love I’ve ever experienced”

And by "The year", you mean "The year of 2013", right?

This is a true statement. When I was growing up my sisters and I would roll the dice before the game even began to see who could be the shoe.

This. The shoe represents you kickin’ ass!