Cleveland gets a second team. Both teams get to pool their wins at the end of the season to try to get into the playoffs. They still don’t.
the number one city for leverage is now st louis time is a flat circle
you forgot Metatron!
Fuck that noise. I'm trying to pad my INT stats. Especially if I'm some fifth string WR or RB. Then all the announcers will be on my dick talking about my intangibles and shit.
Sorry, the correct answer is “peaches”.
That all-time TDs in one season list reminded me how much the Cardinals franchise has sucked since it was in Chicago. Any list that John David Crow is at the top of is not a very good list. Unless the list is “mediocre NFL players who were known by three names, the last name of which is an animal.”
Quiet, Reuben Randle!
I didn’t see any swords.
“A tight end can behave like Gronk, but a QB can’t.”
“Whoa. How’s he throw a ball so far?”
I realize how boring I am cause when I found the rifle I was like, “meh, crafting ammo, thats waaaaaaaaay too much effort” and then sold it.
If rather hear about a father-son team with nearly 100 years of bourbon making experience. More of that please!
Yes. The grown man who plays a game for a living having fun is the tool. Not the internet commenter who writes a 4 paragraph hot take on touchdown celebrations.
The chest puffs. The pelvic thrusts. The arrogant struts and the ‘in your face’ taunting.
You mean 6-time pro-bowler Nick Mangold?
Except that Zinger has already accumulated more rebounds so far this year than Robert Horry did over the course of his entire career.
Not anymore, pal. It says up above that it got lacerated. On the bright side, it was only his kidney and not his permanent knee.
My morning routine for the last several years and the only thing that gets me through my crappy workday -
They don’t like Simmons as a writer and as an aggregate of every Boston fan, but they do (did?) like Simmons as, for lack of a better term, talent scout and boss. he brought in great writers (some of whom were known, some not) and let them write pretty much whatever the hell they wanted with no influence from…