Wow, he's only about 7 years old but he already has the emotional maturity of a 30 year old Yankee fan.

Dale Hunter.

The Leicester guy totally needs to pick a new team unless he was like really openly and obnoxiously rooting for them early this year to the extent that he's already known as "That Leicester Guy". Otherwise when people find out he's into soccer, and ask what team he's a fan of, they'll just be like "Oh...". Sorry bud,…

I picked lime too and just had to sit there in agony as my marble became a joke of an also-ran

More and more places in and around New York City are doing 90s nights. The reason it's happening now is because all of people who identify as 90s kids are reaching their peak drinking/nostalgia ages.

So you’re okay with cotton candy, crackerjacks, and sunflower seeds, but beer and hot dogs are no good? Jesus.

And then take a nice nap behind the wheel when you're at a traffic light. It's the Cardinal Way!

Wow comments like this make me remember that there are states that don't have a restaurant/bar smoking bans

I know right? I can't believe the guy behind the little girl was able to track down the alternate-universe version of himself where he's a Cup Stacking Referee.

That means that they did get a penalty for throwing the rats on the ice...twice actually. So you may want to re-look at the second to last sentence in the article

Chris Simon got 25 games for doing this a few years ago. He should get something similar, but my money is on just the rest of the regular season and maybe a playoff game or two.

Yes this is uncontested, except for the guy standing in the net whose only job is to, you know, contest the shot.

"No worries! Know you didn’t steal it.Sorry if I put you in a bad situation.More than happy to sign it if it helps selling!"

There should just be a list of the 7-10 different flavor additions they have, and a list of every soft drink they have. You push one of each and get your soda that way. It would take out some extra clicks, and allow you to make more types of soda. Like you said, if I know the machine has Grape flavoring, and know it…

Excuse me, but this is America. We don't do ties here.

The biggest scam in toweling is when people have “Decorative towels” in their bathroom, that you’re apparently not supposed to actually use. Like what the hell? You can't put a towel literally right next to the sink and not expect me to use it. Also, it's a fucking towel, how decorative can it be?

Shh, don't ruin the narrative!

I think they believe they'll get that 1-2 year grace period where everyone will be excited about them winning, like the Sox got. But I really just can't see that happening at all.

Ah yes, the Cubs: A historically great, winning franchise.

Always highlight truthers.