When MCA from the Beastie Boys died, the mets played their songs at every at bat

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

“But, whatever it is, his girlfriend, sister...”

Remake coming in 15 years when the Okc Thunder will be the subject. And how the Warriors success took Durant and Westbrook out of okc and led the Thunder to move back to Seattle.

I felt the same mix of angst, frustration and shame I feel watching a horse race where my can’t-miss bet is languishing in last place.

I translated this as some sort of dig at Papelbon

Bad opinion.

This is the second list you folks have done today that didn’t feature “Getting hit by a car.” This needs fixing.

Upon apprehension, the thief will be charged with a Class Eh felony.

This comment is the boringest

Looks like Greg Olsen’s three-point stance

Like Kristaps!

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

Beltran: [goes to the back of the line for the tenth straight time]

I went to the 70mm roadshow for Hateful Eight and it had an intermission. It was nice - especially for a movie that long. Almost necessary.

“Sometimes I turn the signal off and wait until the light has changed to turn it back on. I’m in an ONLY lane. You all know I’m turning, right? No need to be redundant.”

Ahh yes, the age old hockey story: “Coaches Ruin Everyone’s Fun”

The biggest scam in toweling is when people have “Decorative towels” in their bathroom, that you’re apparently not supposed to actually use. Like what the hell? You can't put a towel literally right next to the sink and not expect me to use it. Also, it's a fucking towel, how decorative can it be?

Zamboni that shit.

Off topic.