No small loan of a million gold to start the game?

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

Can we please call him by his real name?

Wait, your penis doesn’t do that? Yeah, right. Next you’ll claim you only got one.

The whole damn snake is like a penis! Just tweak it a bit and BAM!

I don’t even know why I clicked on this article....

If a celebrity couple that no one knows about fall in the woods, does Bobby Finger write an article about them?

Who are they?

Who are these people?

Are you crazy??? What are going to do when we need to start yet another war in a far away country over some madeup BS? If we do 10% cut, we will be forced to do it with only 8k tanks and 13k planes!!!! That’s totally unacceptable to all the military contractors and various war profiteers and criminals like Dick Cheney…

Pointless? One entire end is pointy. Maybe you should go back to missile school.

This will happen when they’re done with this sequel trilogy and Lucas is dead. So inside 20 years, they will reboot the whole thing starting from Phantom Menace- including remaking the original trilogy. By the time they get to Episode IV, the original will be over 70 years old.

I’d buy a ticket to that.

I liked Martin Scorsese’s Last Temptation of Anakin better. Especially the scene where he snorts the midichlorians and then betrays and murders the Jedi, all set to Nilsson’s “Jump Into The Fire.”

Getting to be part owner, or financial backer, of places like Combat Zone, Easy City Downs, and the General Atomics Galleria would have been pretty damn cool. They wouldn’t have to be settlements (Dear God, don’t we have enough of those whining for help every time we think it’s all cleared up?), but resupply…

“Why do you people keep dragging this ten-year-old corpse in here?”