One of my most terrifying memories of childhood was my parents threatening to take me to see “My Dinner With Andre” in the theater. My 8 year old psyche was already reeling from having to sit through “Chariots of Fire”.

Forget befriending this sewer scum. I say we nuke from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

I played Undertale, and really really gave it a chance. After investing about 10 hours into it, I realized either I have completely missed something, or this is the single most overrated game ever made (I’m leaning towards the latter).

Hm...I voted in 2016 and the world is still a disaster. Can you elaborate on this “just vote” thing?

I flew in a...what must have been 50 year old at the time...Tupolev from Moscow to Russia (for a girl, of course) back in 2000 and I can honestly say, that was one of those days that I was really sure I was going to die.

For EVERY aspect of 2016? Really?

Ahem....ya, that’s the one. I wouldn’t put it past Myers as a “joke”. I really don’t know how he got away with the “wrong in every way possible” Love Guru.

Just another 13 years and we can call it the Second Thirty Years’ War.

Given Mike Myers history of cultural sensitivity (The Love Guru? Really?), I’m surprised he didn’t go as the dog in The Dam Busters.

I’m still wondering why they made this disaster in the first place. It’s not like Metal Gear Survive set Steam on fire when it released. Who makes these dumb decisions?

What, you didn’t like training Chop on your mobile phone in GTA V???

AC:O does some fun things to make you look for stuff. Like it’ll say “so and so is on the border of Boetia and Attica” and you have to find them. AC:O is fun. I’m actually surprised how much fun I’m having with it (and still not bored of it).

Kudus to the winner!

WTF is wrong with human beings? Seriously, I’m starting to feel like I’m some kind of freak because I actually have empathy. How is it that large swaths of humanity are so devoid of any ethical structure?

If this guy is the poster child for Western Civilization, then it can’t fall fast enough.

As someone who’s been married to a Pole for 15 years and has been immersed in Polish culture, I can honestly say this doesn’t surprise me at all. My wife is left-leaning, but after 15 years I still haven’t been able to explain how this kind of thing is offensive. It’s very frustrating, and downright offensive.

“Hexen”...weird, I was just trying to remember the name of the other sequel to Heretic a couple days ago (Heretic 2 being one the two sequels).

I don’t recommend watching any more Big Bang Theory than you have to, but I would at least suggest this two minute clip. Never gets old for me.

I keep praying that there’s a God, so the smiting of these fucking moral-less slime-eels will be Biblical. But who am I kidding. The world is terrible.

He even stands like a fucking jerkoff. God I hate him.