Oh God, I completely forgot about that. As if I needed another reason to hate Enterprise.

“His name is Robert Paulsen.”

Ugh...not surprised about Cross, but Odenkirk? I thought he was better than that.

If you have to make an argument as to why you aren’t racist, you’ve already lost.

I would hope to see that. Read more

Guillermo Buillermo

The Mandelorean (about a man who is also a DeLorean) Read more

Holy shit I completely forgot about the GBC printer.

Am I the only one that initially read this as “death by Zoom”? 

It must have taken an iron will to resist the urge to start this wonderful article with “Here’s the story...”

FYI, “Blue Igloo” is a dog whistle for “boogaloo”, yet another dumb name by dumb white assholes for their wet dream of a race war.

According to him he was only put in the ICU for precautionary measures. Because that’s why you go to the ICU. For precautionary measures. As the age old saying goes, an apple and trip to the ICU a day keep the doctor away.

I would also be thrilled. Even more so if it takes out the whole rest of the White House as well. Schadenfreude ist die beste freude.

Ahhh, I’m an idiot...I thought they were remaking X, so I could finally put my Wii U to rest. They’re remaking the first one? Again? But why?

Fortunately for Disney the “Cats” butthole cut editors weren’t busy.

You son of a bitch. I’m in.

Yep. And half the country will buy it like the brain dead, drooling idiots they are.

Did you not see Ad Astra? “We are world devourers.”

Tom Baker?

A bunch of action figures on display in a “canary-yellow lounge” Read more