I’ve been a longtime fan of the Odyssey games, good to see someone finally giving them their due.

“Son of a bitch must pay” is the best line ever uttered by a mouth, ever. Ever.

The sharks are actually pretty easy. I just turn the joystick around blindly and semi-randomly and keep spamming stab while I’m in the water and so far not a single shark has killed me yet. No need to even target them. This works even better when you’re swarmed. In fact, you can literally do this with your eyes…

Flash forward a few years and I’m talking about girls with some of my friends and I say something about how awesome a girl’s “poo poo” looks, and they think I mean I like seeing a girl shit.

The “moderate Republican voice” is that one Republican senator who “had to attend his daughter’s wedding” instead of participating in the Kavanaugh vote.

Peak Kinja right here. All the stars for you.

Sorry, it’s Milky Way.

I get all that, and yet...the person controlling the twitter account could have picked any other card to showboat. Missing this is plain weird.

I would have said he was probably at these same rape parties except he’s clearly closeted homosexual. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But regardless, fuck him and may he die of suffocation in a tragic self-fellation attempt.

Followed by a typical moronic man-baby response. You people are sad. So very sad. I genuinely feel sorry for all of you. It must be miserable being you.

I read the setting as more “Brazil-like” except not quite as Brazil as the actual Brazil (the movie, not the country) was.

That’s pretty much what I told the bill collector’s when I was off work.

Unfortunately, unemployment doesn’t pay crap even if you did make a lot. I found that out the hard way this last year (although I’m gainfully employed again, but it was a tough six months on unemployment).

I’m with you. I hit 50 this weekend and 500 power level, and I feel like the progression has come to a complete stop. And that’s not even counting infusion, which I don’t have mats for. I liked some of the changes they made, but it feels incredibly grindy now. I’m already close to bailing.

In April, Sega released Phantasy Star Online 2: Cloud on Switch where players could still access their user data from other versions of the game on PS4 and Vita.

This whole thing was a mess from the start. Insomniac should never have stepped in it and put the proposal in the game in the first place. Of course something like this was going to happen. Of course.

Yep, this is the giant spider guy. If you remember, he even got it in the shitty “Wild, Wild West” remake.

This is indeed the giant spider guy. Everything about him screams “slimy smarmy Hollywood”.

I thought the moral of this story was going to be “somebody give Trump a carton of cigarettes”.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Smith’s story about the giant spider make Peters sound like the archetypical old school asshole film director/producer. Which of course would include “casting couch” type behavior.