and into threads on KotakuInAction, a subreddit associated with GamerGate

This is EXACTLY how I imagined it played out.

Are we sure this isn’t just some Clouseaue-esque hilarious mispronunciation being misinterpreted? 

I’m not sure who I hate more, that steaming pile of shit sitting in the Oval Office, or the 41.5% of our country who approve of him. There’s no reconciling here. Our country is lost, irreversably stupid.

Am I terrible for wanting to see what it would look like going high speed into a brick wall in a super slow mo video? Like that Super Star Destroyer someone dropped a few years ago?

Is that Airforce One in the background? Do you have to save the president in Division 2? Because if so, I’ll take a hard pass. I’m totally willing to let the terrorists win if “Saving number 45" is the goal.

“OH MY GOD OH MY GOD....IT’S THE GUY WHO PLAYED THE ANNOUNCER IN WHIP IT!!!!!”

Dammit. I’ve been craving In n’ Out lately was just about to go there last night and decided to pick up a deep dish pizza instead. Now I wish I went to In N’ Out because I’m sure not going there any more given this revelation.

More like Aziz “I’m not sorry”, amirite?

The fact that she’s made it safe to another state, *and* that her boyfriend is permanently out of the picture (and might I add, rot in Hell, asshole) seems like a generally happy end to this story, no? Although ya, she’s probably got some serious therapy to go through. But when you said it’s sadder than it initially…

I’m so confused. So very very confused.

Unrelated news: Pono’s subscriber base just doubled.

Just signed up for that the other day! Bag space is precioussssssss

Yes, the number one tip here should be “don’t fly anything American”. We fly to Europe on Lufthansa, it’s amazing. Sometimes we get stuck with United coming back, and the difference is stark. United is awful.

You don’t think it’s strange he hasn’t sued me?

Eh, I’m not too concerned. Remember when he waged a war on Amazon? Then forgot about it? I give it a week and Google will be fine (thinking “Dollar Shave Club” is his next target).

I don’t...really understand her point at all and how it relates to this incident. It’s like if someone asked me what the average velocity of swallow is, and I answered “Ham sandwich”.

I didn’t know there was such a thing as the Xenoblade controller, but now that I’ve seen it, I want!

It’s hard to pick a Hartman favorite. His “Jimmy, don’t make me have to kill you” evil Ronald Reagan is high up there. But I think have to go with his rendition of Charlton Heston in the “sequels” to Soylent Green.

I think I’d prefer if Inanimate Carbon Rod was my father.