I know this is tough for you to understand, but some people actually have different opinions on what’s important than you do. I found this article interesting and enlightening. Maybe you should “do literally anything else with your life” than try to be an armchair editor-in-chief.

I have to admit I was a little bummed that my super powerful artifact weapons from Legion are pretty much paperweights now.

IDSPISPOPD

Nolte’s [literal!] scenery-chewing

“The Tweets were coming from INSIDE YOUR HOUSE”

A Whale of a Tale connects the modern, ongoing dolphin hunting to a whaling tradition that originated in Taiji over 400 years ago

Twitch recently set a new ad sales target of $1 billion

when I know somebody there’s nothing you can tell me about them

You take that back. 5 year olds the world over are highly offended by that remark.

Never have I seen such an aggressively mediocre, boring, un-dynamic performance.

That would definitely explain why the phrase is stuck in that thick stupid fucking head of his.

Cue requisite “The Bunker” clip.

“I didn’t notice the huge swastika in the corner, nor did I notice the 7 other swastikas on literally every person in the picture. Ergo, you people are libtards.”

“Reverse-Kuato”

Uhhh...isn’t that just a clump of frozen seaweed? Which, by the way, would probably be smelly. Am I missing something here? Is this like a blue dress/gold dress thing?

Super happy to see you’re back, dude. You’re the best, seriously.

As a 45 year old married dad of two kids, I’d have to agree. Life is super stressful these days, but I can’t think of a time that I’ve ever actually been happier. At the very least, it feels more meaningful.

Counterpoint: These idiots are in fact mentally challenged. You have to mentally (or at least ethically) challenged to vote for the fucking shit-baby-monster that’s our current president.

In Schwarzenneger voice: “WHO IS YOUR DADDY, AND WHAT DOES HE DO???”

I hope they all get thrown in a vat of sulfuric acid.