You’re a better person than I am. I would have personally beaten the shit out of every one of these fuckwads that assaulted my kid. Jail time? Sure. But it would be well worth it.

Right? I’d never heard of this guy until now, and now I will never trust anything he says if I come across his “work” (which is to say, someone else’s work).

I guess Epic isn’t making enough money on Fortnite that they need to partner with fucking Samsung for stupid Goddamned exclusivity deals.

Is Epic not making enough money on Fortnite that they need to make asinine exclusivity deals with fucking Samsung? If that’s the case, they’re really doing something wrong.

I had to google that and wow, “row of soapy butts” has never been a more accurate description of, like, anything.

People in this universe literally say “May the Force be with you”. If the Force was confined to a select few genetic legacies, this phrase wouldn’t make any sense. What these “fans” fail to realize is that Rian Johnson simply confirmed what’s always been obvious internal logic in the Star Wars universe from the very…

I’m so sorry :(

Appropriately, that has been my ringtone for years.

I will never forgive myself for selling my two(!) Alpha Black Lotuses for $500 and thinking I got a great deal. Ahhhhhhhh

I’ll stick with safe vehicle related actions, like Teen Wolf style van surfing.

First thing I thought of when I read “satay”. I haven’t seen the movie for...16 years? But somehow “sadatay” is forever ingrained in my lizard brain.

Dunst was amazing, and chilling, as Claudia. I remember seeing IWTV and thinking “this movie isn’t great, but that kid is going places”.

I’m spoiled, I admit it!

My very first job was at a drug store (Long’s, I think CVS took them over), and I had to clock in and out. Since then I’ve avoided companies that keep track of what hours you’re there like the plague*. To be clear, I love my job and put in at least 50 hours a week. But if I was told I had to be in at, like, 9 every…

That’s fair. And it’s probably true. I still couldn’t take it though. Not just not being able to work from home, but having to clock in and out sounds like a nightmare.

In all cases, Motion Twin relies on a strict time-tracking system so that if developers work late one day, they can leave early on another. “But that should always be an exceptional situation,” said Bénard. “Years of experience told us it’s much more important to have people working together, at the same time, in the…

I hate to judge a book by its cover, but one look at this guy and my brain screams “white supremacist”. He’s just got the look.

Lifetime Bay Areaite here. I just started taking BART last week for commuting and I can’t understand a single fucking thing the conductor is saying.

This story is terrible and tragic and I really don’t want to make this about me. But I just started riding BART a week and a half ago, and apparently this last week and a half there have been three killings on BART. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue start riding BART.

Centrist voters helped get a piece of literal shit voted president. I’m looking at you, Ken fucking Bone.