Reached fewer people than a $5 Facebook ad.

Austin way overrated. No beach, brown water, endless amount of hipsters, downtown smells like urine and vomit, traffic is bad, rent is too high. Most locals don't like the new hipster Austin.

As one might expect, Michael Harriot says it best

Jay Z has always been about making money for Jay Z, first and foremost. He may do other things occasionally, but at the end of the day, he’ll do what he thinks will make him the most money.
Never forget that Russell Simmons took Jay-Z to Occupy Wall St., only to have Jay Z turn around and make the “Occupy All Streets”…

As one might expect, Michael Harriot says it best, in his open letter to Jay-Z:

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

my uncle was a Beltway lifer, born and raised in Annandale. As the oldest he was the one who got the season tickets in his dad’s will. He told his dad that wasn’t necessary and moved away before his dad died. His brother didn’t want them either so their dad just cancelled the tickets. 

Hey man, they suspended Incognito for the first two games. 

So, does the NFL do anything at all to help out a player having a mental health crisis or are they just on their own for that?

“And have you seen Billy Beane’s haircut? It’s absurd.”

Big Flush? Hope it doesn’t turn into a Higgledy Piggledy

I’ll always remember Eugene Robinson (a good Christian family man) getting popped for prostitution the night before he was supposed to play in Super Bowl 33.

I think I found the root of your problem

“Rogers”

Barry is great! He’s like the worst guy I know!

Not if you keep bringing that name up!

Oh, good. Four more years of this nut-kicking, eye-scratching loud mouthed d-bag tarnishing the reputation of what otherwise could be a classy franchise. He’s an abomination, a stain on the NBA. Photo documentation to follow.

...and will be just as excruciating to watch.

Im glad Fangio's kidney stones made headlines since that's the best passing the Broncos will see all year.