The Beta “reveal” goes back to whichever episode that was either in the front half of this season or last season where I think we had Alpha and Lydia wandering around surviving pre-Whisperers, and end up taking refuge in a building with a random mystery guy, who ends up being pre-Beta Beta. I’m pretty sure either…

As of press time, Tyson was overheard workshopping his “Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round, the jar it comes in is round; they should call it Round-tine” material.

Hey. Go to hell with your fucking spoiler headline.

No, it doesn’t. She does some bad things, but she always has what she considers a good reason for doing those bad things. What, exactly, is her reason for burning down King’s Landing while they surrender? The bells...made her go crazy?

A. The only thing worse than autoplay is autoplay with sound. I know I’m speaking to the choir, but seriously. Fuck autoplay.

An all time classic that sadly doesn’t get the recognition from modern gamers it deserves.

I get to write about video games for a living, have cheap rent (thanks Kansas!) but also have fast internet because I live near Kansas City.

I wrote a slightly critical thing about Star Wars. I knew what I was getting myself into. 

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

Hi, fuck your executives for murdering deadspin.

Jalopnik EIC Patrick George was asking for feedback:

Listen, I agree with the sentiment, but why do folks think the G/O dickwads are reading the comments at all? I’m hard pressed to believe they have even visited Deadspin, based on the ridiculous staff requirements that were leaked...

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Just a quick reminder that Matt Barnes was separated from his wife, in the midst of divorce proceedings, and seeing other women himself when he drove to that house to beat up Derek Fisher and spit on his ex. As juicy as beef between two irrelevant NBA role players sounds, this was actually a seriously fucked up,…

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.

I keep saying that it’s not so much that a racist, sexist, fool like Trump is President, it’s that 60 million people were cool with making a racist, sexist, fool president. Even if he loses the next election and we start to move back towards some semblance of normalcy, those 60 million people will still be here.

He prefers the term "Sturmabteilung."

Everyone has been going on about this for the last several days. I’m on a current version of Chrome with AdBlock Plus installed, and I have no auto playing anything, anywhere. Nothing’s changed for me.

The entire premise of Sprint’s ad campaign right now is...”Meh, we’re good enough”