Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

David Attenborough. Richard only commentated on dinosaurs.

Losing all of their draft picks for 18 years would be a net gain for the Jets.

Defensive Holding!

It would be difficult for the Jets to look worse here, but I've said that before and been wrong so many times, so let's see how this plays out...

Step one is to stop trying to keep everything connected at once. I used to do the same so I get the impulse, but it’s a guaranteed nightmare.

For fucks fsake, fyou fguys fsure fknow fhow fto falliterate

Haha you can’t keep control of your property!

My minimum wage summer job was as a library page. Pretty darn cushy gig — mostly reshelving books, adding cards to the card catalog (yes, this WAS a while ago), and weeding discarded books.

“There is no fecal matter present”

Happy Friday night.  I’m off to watch high school football.

Buffalo Buffalo

For those curious...

Problem is, if they haven’t already used it, a team scoring to take the lead under two minutes will just take it then and run out the clock, thus preventing the other team from answering.

That’s pretty bad. So if I go up by 1 point with like 2 minutes left, I just get to take the ball and basically end the game? That’s shit my dude. 

Wonder if they’ll fire these two hosts as well....I mean, gotta stay consistent, right?

If I was Darnold, I’d spin this out as long as possible in the hope that Gase gets fired before I come back. It’s the smartest choice he could make at this point.

You look absolutely foolish saying this when there is literally not one super negative comment on this post, yet.

“Boss” to me represents I’m about to get grifted.

I will die upon the Hill of Dude. I am a man who came of age in the 80's when Dudes were Dudes and Bro’s had not yet harshed our Dudeness. A Dude is a man of relaxed character and mellow disposition, The Dude was called so for a reason.