It gives me no pride to say that we are the Bills fans of the south. Even London doesn’t like us. Imagine a culture that enslaved most of the known world, eats cold beans for breakfast, and can’t even properly execute its own political and economic suicide pact thinking that they are too good for your 90s…

“cuck beta leftists.” I swear to god, you could not sound more desperate to seem cool as right-wing edgelords do when they string these words together.

Sounds to me like Arch Warhammer is a dick.

If a random different Plumlee showed up to play for Team USA, would anyone actually notice?

I wasn’t a big football fan in 1994 but I played a lot of Madden ‘94. My chief takeaway from that game, accurate or not, was that the Bucs were god-awful and it was a lot of fun to play as them while beating up on the computer, thus demonstrating my superior Madden skills.

Joule thief!

if you think that’s a fair comparison, i don't really know what to tell you. harris is not a fascist. 

Wait, what is “our own party”?

But they do...

Counterpoint: there isn't a better ideological hill to die on.

If you think white supremacists have valid points I'm doubting how progressive you really are. 

I love Le Batard.  He’s got the onions to go against the grain and make the suits uncomfortable.  Unfortunately this might be his final warning so I hope this is not the (Jemele) Hill he dies on. 

It’s so easy to slip up in Red Dead redemption 2. The worst is in San Denin, where there are people everywhere and a million cops.

Good news for you: i believe Sports Illustrated for Kids is still in publication. 

I’m sure you do, Maurice.

It’s just like my dad always says...
*three minute voicemail of ambient traffic noise and AM radio*

It would be awesome if Kawhi came out and said that one of the reasons he left Toronto was because Drake was too clingy and he just needed some space, man.

if you hate VAR, then you presumably love the ongoing CONCACAF Gold Cup

+μ?

This is mean. This isn't you.