I don’t know where the comma is supposed to be in this sentence.
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Irregardless? Can we conversate about this?
This is what both Secretariat and American Pharaoh were thinking after the race, “Oat bag, I get my oat bag nooowwwww...”
Nightmare fuel:A lot of girls get yeast infections from having sex with Hef because of the baby oil he rubs himself with.
Seriously! There are three guys I see at work daily that I would totally fuck if I were single. But I don’t flirt or lead them on or even engage in that way. What the fuck? I hate this men get a pass because sperm dispersal is nessessary for human propagation neanderthal shit too! We have enough fucking people get a…
This reminds me of Louis CK’s standup where he mentions how odd it is that every pop star not only has musical talent but is sexually attractive. Where is the factory where these people are being made?
Yeah fuck my kids. I get to put my dick in a random hole for two stokes!
Shut the fuck up and head your ass over to yahoo.
Me too and my bf has been begging. I wanted to see Ex Machina.
Hmm. I didn’t take it as a humble brag. He kind of stated it matter of factly as in; “As someone who has long adorned nails, I wipe my ass with my hand at an angle, post wrapping it with toilet paper. I will say this is the easiest way to get my ass clean without getting shit all over my fingernail rhinestones.” Or is…
I have to agree with you there. Bollywood film maybe? Lots of lightening going on there.
WUT I’m off to google this. Thanks!
Evolutionarily speaking... humanity began in Africa everyone having plenty of Melanin on the skin and eyes to protect from the big bad sun. In the northern European lands after hunter gatherer humans traveled and fucked Neanderthals...many many years of evolution later, humans lost that pigment because in the…
I put it on after I brush my teeth. You’ll get used to it and it’ll be just like wiping your ass after you shit.
Watch a Latin American beauty pageant.
I’m ethnic and I wear spf 50. Every time I go back home to Miami one of my wrinkled ass high school friends lays it on my about how white I look. I spend a good amount of my income on hydrofacials and lazer treatments. There is no fucking way in hell I’m laying my face out in the sun. My only issue now is balancing my…
It helps if you put a million dollar check in the envelope.
I forsee a future silkroad website business where only ru486 is sold and billions are made...