I can always tell when there has been a cat in an apartment I’m looking at. It’s so pungent and odious.

Anxiety is subjective. I’ll wager we all have anxiety and how you measure yours greatly differs to how I measure mine on the me vs the world anxiety scale.

Thanks for this. Just fyi for the future and also this is my own personal impression from being a Gawker commentator since 2005 under different accounts. Everything on these sites under the Gawker banner are snipits from Reddit and other news sources and lack any journalistic credibility whatsoever. This is the…

“Plus I have some black friends.”

Never true. Just a pop song or two.

No wonder. I’ve been watching British comedies on Netflix and can’t get over how white washed all our shit is. How I met your Mother for example. Really? You fuckers live in New York and don’t have one Hispanic or Black friend? And I find that here all people of color are in supporting roles for their blond friends…

I read that everyone on that shoot (actors) were drunk to the tits because they wouldn’t drink the water and they didn’t get sick. But IDK..

I hope her downfall is just as satisfying.

Were gonna do the mammoth first and see how it goes. And maybe the Neanderthal baby.

This made me laugh while pooping. I’m done now.

Costa Rica too, they also been running on non carbon energy for a month. We suck.

Zombie Fucking Jesus yeah. And the Japanese are still going at it.

It’s like the In the Arms of An Angel Humane society commercial on ten hits of speed. Just boycott them, spread the word, know they’re an evil corporation and save your dehydration for another day.

You beat me to it. Awesome.

Sure but as an atheist I openly troll all of these fiction based money funneling organizations equally. Fair enough?

No I signed both petitions to have their status revoked and hope this is the harbinger to have all “churches” pay property taxes across the board.

Seriously, they are all both.

Doesn’t Catholicism require payment for Christenings, Baptisms, Communion, Weddings, and a certain percentage of income? Same same. Regardless of whether or not all their nonsense is on the table pre or post payment.

I know see that Patton Oswaltt is some kind of oracle.

Holy atomic Gandalf. The FF13 eight eyed mechahorse that rides in on rose petals does it for me though.