“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Hugh Hefner? A creepy old fuck?

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

Of course there is no evidence. Food goes through an acid bath in the stomach and gets broken down into the major macro and micro nutrients along with water. Human’s don’t have a special slow-release magical placenta reservoir to carry you through an invigorating pregnancy healing period. Jesus fuck. Get it together…

None. Not giving another dime to that school.

For real though, the movie had a really interesting point to make about self-determination. It’s not just about the women, who were born and bred to give birth or give milk-although THAT particular theme was plainly obvious-the “war boys” were born to be slaves, too, destined to go to war and die to go to Valhalla.…

I had no interest in seeing this movie up until I read this.

Shit. The first time I voted was for Michael Dukakis. You know who won? George Bush. The original George Bush!

When Chanel & the crowd she hung out with came BACK from the Riviera, being tan as an modern accessory* came into being.

I think it’s because we have very concept of balance or personalized care. An office worker in the North during the winter has different sub screen needs than a beach life guard in the summer. But that’s too complicated for a PSA.

Those two links basically support what kizzle is saying.

Every year I try to maintain my vampire-like complexion—and somehow every summer I get at least one minor burn. I’m trying sun shirts this year, I think, while outside gardening. Last year I got a tramp strip sunburn—where my shirt hiked up from my pants in the back. LAME.

I’m already in that coven, and always have been. You would not believe how I got teased in my teen years. Well guess who looks good for her years now, bitches!

SPF30 is some melanin haver shit. Us true day walkers require SPF50+

I think everyone but Hepburn was - she was quite smug about abstaining and sticking to bottled water. Then it turned out the bottled water was the equivalent to drinking local well water and getting drunk was the wiser choice.

Maybe your pets are atypical. Totally possible. However, let me tell you that EVERYONE with pets tells me this same thing about their pets. I can’t tell who is actually is correct and who is just being optimistic.

You. can’t. walk. away. from. the. smell.

Yet the old German guy who sat next to me and who was drunk in an hour and kept ordering (and getting) whiskeys for the next 7 hours the flight lasted (SEVEN HOURS FROM HELL) - who tried to grab me, and the flight attendant, who puked over my shoes — he was never removed, kept getting his booze, and even when I…