My advice: if you are in any type of machine shop or anywhere else that does precision measuring and they don’t have at LEAST one granite plate.... Leave!

Slabs of granite are in every single machine shop and manufacturing facility, basically anywhere. incredibly common and easy method for measuring tolerance, whether big or small.

OMG dude. E-hugs. It’s all over bro, it’ll be ok.

I had an Allroad

And people eat it up as evidenced by whoever is clapping. “Fuck yea I’m seeing a wreck!”

That’s not a Saabaru. Saabaru was the 9-2 based in the Imprezza, and was actually slightly better. What he has is a 95 Combi. We must never forget our Saab history

Woah. Did you just Google “Corvette Owner” and pick the first result?

Or completely decked out in Corvette racing yellow and black yet they cant name any of the drivers nor have their cars ever been anywhere near a track.

I’m gonna cry this is the best thing ever

TURN THE STEERING WHEEL, YOU LAZY WORTHLESS IDIOT!!!!

I have a buddy who just moved here (Seattle) from Paris, I took him for a ride in my ‘05 cummins 4door 8' box 4x4 with straight pipe and he just freaked out like a kid in a candy store. “I have never been in an american, how you say, bro-dozer!”

Is it weird that I was hoping this was real.

What does this have to do with cars? Cut the political bullshit, your readers come here to hear about cars.

I’m a cord cutter too, so believe me when I say I’ll be pressing for a litany of streaming options here. For now it’s on cable and the Fusion app but I’m a big advocate for as much streaming as we can muster.

this is pretty cool but i imagine a lot of jalops are also cord cutters... Any plans for YouTube or something? i’ll never go to  paying 100+ a month for a bunch of beer and truck commercials to get beamed to my screen.

Oh boy. Where do I start. I’d better limit this.

I think modern cars are too fast and powerful for 99% of what most people do.

Cooling drag.

Sending air bouncing off a close-out is a lot more aerodynamic than letting that air bounce around in your engine bay.

The sentence can be read either way. It is not clear if Ron is saying the buyers are coming with $500 and expecting a $5000 car, or if Ron thinks the cars are worth $5000 with buyers only coming with $500.