I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

the question isn’t when can America get a performance wagon, it is when can America get another performance wagon? #e63amg

I would very much like an affordable fast wagon as well. Hey Kia, I hope you’re listening.

We have not been waiting for a $100,000 wagon. We’ve been waiting for a $28,000 GTI wagon with a manual transmission.  

This is a Chrysler product. So just expect questionable aesthetic decisions by their owners in general.

All this means is that people with used cars and yellow guards will upgrade to the purple guards so they can make others think their car is new.

I don’t really go there for the food quality, it’s more like the total experience.

I knew a conversation about drive thru’s would only last so long before someone mentioned that chickfila has the best one in town. I also knew it would take even less time before someone responded with “But muh LGTBQAIXYZ rights tho” like its got a fucking thing to do with the discussion at hand.

I was just coming here to comment on CFA’s insanely efficient drive-thru process (especially when they get the “mobile order team” out there on busy days to take orders without the need for a speaker/mic). It moves at least twice as fast as a comparably busy McDonald’s or BK.

If all drive thrus were as efficient as the local Chick-Fil-A, it wouldn’t be a problem. However, if they were all as popular as that local Chick-Fil-A, traffic would only move on Sundays.

If everyone will drive electric cars in the future, why do we have to worry about this?

This is what you get. This is what you get for twenty years as General Manager of Earl Scheib Centerville. When your wife is off to a Friday night wine tasting in the Kroger deli department, when your only daughter won’t even call you because of one stupid joke you made on Martin Luther King Junior Day. When city…

This implies that the weight distribution is slightly biased towards the rear

Also, it doesn’t look like someone shoved a Camaro through a Ferrari 430 Play-Doh mold.

Am I doing it right?

And sky high housing costs.

Or that the buying experience is still a giant antiquated pain in the ass. 

Or an entire generation hitting the job market with loads of debt. 

Or 84 month auto loans.