I read them all too! In fact, I have stopped all other leisure activities until I read every one of these stories.

To add to this: racing boats have a bulb at the end of a narrow keel directly under the mast (keel stepped mast) to balance the energy of the main in a line for less drag but sacrificing side to side stability. cruising or blue water boats will have a keel that runs the length of the hull to disperse the energy on the…

I race sailboats and have for over 20 yrs from 420s to lightnings to j/boats.

Nah, you're fine. You said what is going on in your head in these situations-that's good to do on an anonymous forum-especially when you have social anxiety. 

I don’t need to wow and impress every single worthless idiot I meet, ok?

No, the bumper would fall directly on a barge.

From this day forward, everything you say and do is wrong because chocolate ice cream is clearly better than vanilla and I can’t agree with anything a vanilla lovers says.

If you fix that hood release, you get a free pair of vise grips!

I also have had a few glasses of wine tonight:).

There is nothing in any of that to laugh at you about.

Absolutely! But please tell me when you’re going to show up because I’ll be daily driving it...um, I mean so I can polish it up for you in my climate controlled garage.

No, really, I wouldn’t feel right making you store it. I got it.

Thanks a lot! I wasn’t craving bacon and sausage until you said something.

Actually, peanut butter works better than honey...

Since you are the main investor you shouldn’t have to store it too. I’ll take care of that part.

I’m in on this partnership if it comes around to you needing my contribution-I went through all my vehicles and came up with $2.37 plus the $26 I have in my savings account-I think we got it!

Thanks! I didn’t know that- I thought Mercedes was named after a stripper.

You nailed it.

Thank you for the informative breakdown of this situation.

Three trucks and one car-8 cup holders: six in my DD car, two in one truck and zero in the other two trucks (unless you count the ones you hang on the door, then it’s 10 total).