This is my United States of Whatever!

Happy New Year everyone.

Is it wrong that I immediately thought this was a 9 to 5 reference?

1976 was a great year, I was born.

I know it's not the done thing round here, but I liked this GJI.

Pfft Charles won't get that lucky. His gran lived to over 100 years, his mum is gonna do her best to outdo that.

This is crap piled on top of crap on top of crap.

Haven't watched much yet (barely 10 minutes) will get on that shortly.

That works perfectly for Rapper's Delight.

My bad, my Simpsons knowledge is pretty low for an AVC-er.

Isn't Vietnam pre-GEN X?

I prefer Superman theme over Star Wars and E.T. ones.

Here's the rehearsal footage, featuring an onlooking David Bowie (screw you 2016!)

Now one of the funniest scenes in Zoolander feels a bit less funny.

Ah right, I really liked that one.

Tbf if one leaves out Barrowman's campier appearances on Doctor Who and maybe Torchwood looking at his roles in Desperate Housewives and Arrow you can make a case for seeing what the producers may have been thinking.

The award-winning composer says he doesn’t “want to listen to music or see films​” when he’s in the middle of writing a score, which he’s currently doing for Indiana Jones 5.

I think we were talking about Andrew Ridgeley not George Michael in the above convo.

He also has a co-writer credit for Careless Whisper, regardless of whether he actually had anything to do with that classic.

This year sucks. Truly truly sucks. Clearly pop culture has had it too easy in recent years and 2016 has decided to seek its vengeance.