Dearly begloved, we are gathered today...

Where the hell is that asshole who catches like a dozen foul balls every season? Get him to cough up a couple of them and see if they’re different across different years.

“The peloton waited for Froome and Sky because they have a psychological stranglehold over every, but fuck that. If they can’t stay on the road, you are allowed to race you bikes. Stay on the road, jerk!”

As a sidenote: I always thought the name Delirium Tremens for a beer was...I don’t know. In bad taste? Did someone think it was clever? Maybe I’m biased because I’ve seen it too and it is unfathomably disturbing. I’m sorry you had to witness all of that.

Amen to that. Information worth sharing, for sure. (And I just don’t subscribe to the stigma about “your dad is an alcoholic” — yeah, yup, he is. But you knowing this information is more important than me being embarrassed about having learned it!)

Can’t bring myself to star this, as my dad has not been far off from your uncle in the not so distant past, so I just want to say that I am so sorry for all of it. That you had to experience that and that your uncle is still sick. I hope for peace for all of you.

Glad to see Kariya and Selanne both get in!

Seattle is going to have to get over losing that Super Bowl to Steelers before they can really learn to cope with the Patriots loss

Fisting Spaghetti Monster?

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Broken Social Scene’s rotating cast of members has always included women. Your point still stands, however.

Hey! We’re not that close to the airport.

It’s Pennsylvania. Every one of the cretins in this building should be held responsible.

I feel like that sufficed.

“Wrong hole dummies”

Hahahaha but it’s true because that’s literally the only reason the Warriors beat him the first time. He was utterly dominant and it looked like he could not be beat until he got tired.

“The Kushners remain interested in corruption, and would love to delay the payoff until it doesn’t look so bad.”

His mouth looks like a gaping butthole.

Das’rude.

Instead of “Fuck KU” the students have agreed to compromise and shout, “Cuck, FU!” Problem solved!