In the past 2 1/2 years my life has been filled with experiences, opportunities and events that have helped me grow, mature and learn, including the fact that I have eliminated alcohol from my life.

Personal Day, The Off-site, and The Timeshare are all titles that I could envision as good movies. Happy Hour and Open Mic are almost certainly Duplass movies I’m sure I hate.

LMAO at Cobi Jones thinking Lakers fans have ever had a single thought about the Clippers, even after the Clips have kicked their ass for the last several years.

Was it @joexfuentes? That account appears to have been deleted.

The age is about right for schizophrenia to begin to emerge, too.

Many have come before us, many still are yet to follow, this argument will never end https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/how-many-days-are-in-a-week-internet-steakheads-go-to-1677492703

Georgia took a 10th-inning lead with L.J. Talley’s home run, but Ole Miss won thanks to a walkoff double, so thankfully Caracci did not cost his team the game with his unfortunate boo-boo.

“Coming up with chants is for children and drunk Kevins named Draper.”

Laura reached out for comment and may have shown him an early draft so he knew exactly what he’d be commenting on. Not terribly surprising he’d have a post ready for when this dropped.

It’s the fact that he has a broad following among people who otherwise would not fuck with Barstool which is the issue. If he wants to benefit from the Barstool platform, it’s perfectly reasonable of LWags to remind his less meatheaded fans what benefit gross-ass Barstool gets by employing him and his subsequent…

Fuckin ESPN hired him before they gave a shit how toxic the rest of Barstool was. Dude would not lack for work at this point.

CBC is now reporting that some Tim Hortons have bathrooms that need a code/key from employees, which the employees can use their discretion in granting. This policy apparently stems from what sounds like instances of people using Horton bathrooms for drug use, and perhaps other shenanigans. The employees knew this…

Hire me.

lol no shit. gambling is at least as much a tradition of american culture as marriage or homosexuality (open or otherwise).

Must have been night school as you would have otherwise been too busy absentmindedly talking to NYPD detectives offering helpful, but not determinative information.

Others have a JD but don’t have active bar memberships.

Intellectual Dark Web of Disappointment for Seahawks Fans

Stole the user name from Mina Kimes. Credit where it’s due.

When I was 11 my family took a road trip to a family reunion. I have three younger siblings and we were each given a disposable camera with which to capture memories. We camped in Yellowstone a few days. One of those days, we drove to an area of the park to see a waterfall. In the parking lot for the waterfall viewing…

Throw a shot of Vodka in an Arnold palmer and you’ve got yourself a John Daly.