Batters faced by Bartolo Colon:

Think about the extraneous shit too! Tonsils? Appendices? It’s incredible we exist, and yet we’re clearly a work in progress.

Girl Talk was playing a club set as a part of a festival. The festival was all ages (we were 19-20) but it was unclear whether the club set would be. My friend emailed him asking if he knew anything more about it. He emailed back to say he’d hook us up. Day of, he met us outside the club, hung out a bit, then…

Whenever 99 Problems jumps into my head it almost always has the Helter Skelter guitars behind it now

The lawsuit could certainly be a complicating variable!

No. Sherman left in free agency and Michael Bennett was traded to Philly, but I believe most of the anthem sitters are still gainfully employed by the Seahawks.

I hear you with regard to Booker, but Marquese Chriss? Give that dude a chance to do what he does best and try and dunk over literally every Mav willing to contest him

I’m completely cool with the argument that the Simpsons declared their irrelevance and need for cancellation with the Apu response, but to turn around and immediately follow that with a question addressing which way you’d prefer to be handicapped was kind of a bad look.

The penalty was correct, imo, but still surprising to see it actually called.

I suspect Hazel is indeed smol enough to live in that tree.

Markelle Fultz will provide plenty of bricks for the wall.

Look, this is Donald Trump’s America, and he wants teachers carrying guns.

“at least one time”... let’s hope it’s just the one, but it never is, right?

It’s a good thing nobody ever gets hurt during a football game, which means it’s irrelevant if the bench guys ever get game reps.

Yeah, I only bought legal weed that first time out of curiosity. The shop was set up in a double-wide on a lot that probably used to sell Christmas trees a month out of the year. I kept my connect cuz I couldn’t afford to buy legit. A LOT has changed in the market since then.

The infrastructure is still building itself. For the recreational dispensaries that play by the rules, they have to get product from licensed growers. Most of CA’s production is still unlicensed, and while I expect a lot of it will remain unlicensed and shipped around the country, it will take some time for growers…

The prices will almost certainly come back down again. WA adopted a different model to legalizing recreational weed and I paid $35 for a gram when the first stores opened, but now it’s down to, like, $8 for pretty decent weed.

The Jamie Moyer of basketball.

I can chop onions with minimal irritation, but shallots for some reason get me pretty good.

And who knows what those little shits got up to whenever their balls started dropping.