This is Ground Control to Majorly Fucked.

Technically, I’m above the lahar zone in an area that people would evacuate to, and not from. I’m on board with a combo to finish the deal.

Can that somehow start the Yellowstone eruption? I mean, if we’re packaging the apocalypse here, let’s go all out. Those will lead to the big tsunamis mentioned above, along with the whole famine thing. You know, we could probably really bundle a lot of those together.

Irsay: “There were really just too many bumps to ignore here.”

61? When I finally sell my old clunker I need to find out whoever’s been rolling back back back his odometer.

Baylor learned well... Keep nothing in writing...

Big deal. I piss my pants in the airport all the time. I don’t get to go around firing people for it.