Feels like Jay Inslee is running for president

Yeah if you found $2mil in gold (easy enough to convert into cash) why would you let the government know and end up with an enormous tax bill?

I reject the assertion she appreciated the event and experience of being there.

The whole page was an excuse for some dude to cram a bunch of photos of trimmed twats on a wiki page that might be visited by a 10 year old.

“It actually doesn’t rain that much, it’s just grey a lot”

He’s interacted with me, like, twice on twitter. Now that I know that represents more engagement than he’s had with several of his colleagues it’s even more thrilling.

It’s pretty universal.

After a certain point, you almost have to admire how committed Republicans are to defending and enforcing their racism.

Suspend him 10 games, so long as one of those 10 isn’t the rematch, where I hope he gets fought at least once per period.

It’s the type of shit that gets passed around on Facebook by the kind of fan who writes angry emails to beat writers when they publish any piece that could be construed as even slightly critical. WHY CANT EVERYONE JUST BE MORE POSITIVE.

U.S. Soccer electing an establishment candidate implying no interest in changing the status quo? How could it get less than 9 Billys

The Chip Kelly to Tampa saga was a pretty great spurning.

Let’s remember some guys whose principal job was to foul Shaq six times.

Except for they kinda did by convicting on the lesser charge and also let’s see what the judge hands down as the sentence.

The hair is so stupid. How was the hair not disqualifying on its own?

Imagine all the shit that this guy tastes where his only conclusion is “nothing can make this taste good.” I’m sure he suffers plenty for his craft.

What Serena has done is given a media person the excuse they might need to ask a pointed question about the specific ignorant shit he’s espoused/endorsed. Maybe he loses some sponsorship money, maybe he just has a shitty couple of weeks uncomfortably answering questions he doesn’t want to answer. Either way, fuck him;…

Go ahead and fuck me all the way up with those peanut butter M&M’s tho. And Crispy M&M’s are the devil.

Please please please please please please please please please

I don’t think it looks that nasty! The TV crew had a really good angle of the injury, but that’s pretty much what ankle sprains look like.